Since I don't want to post them one by one, I'll post some in intervals from time to time... I love these.
Yogi Berra Quotes, Part I:
"(When bumped by a man carrying a grandfather clock) Why can't you wear a watch like everybody else?"
"I really didn't say everything I said."
"If you ask me a question I don't know, I'm not going to answer."
"It ain't the heat; it's the humility."
"It's deja-vu all over again."
"You should always go to other people's funerals. Otherwise they won't come to yours."
"The only reason I need these gloves is 'cause of my hands."
"You can't think and hit at the same time."
"If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be."
"If I didn't wake up, I'd still be sleeping."
"The other teams could make trouble for us if they win."
"I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early."
"If you can't imitate him, don't copy him."
"Never answer an anonymous letter."
"90% of the game is half mental."
"It's never happened in the World Series history - and it hasn't happened since."
"I'm as red as a sheet."
"It's not too far, it just seems like it is."
"If you don't set goals, you can't regret not reaching them."
"Slump? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hitting."
"We were overwhelming underdogs."
"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore."
"Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded."
"You mean now? (When asked for the time.)"
"We have a good time together, even when we're not together."