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I am not Queen's new frontman

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Last post 07/02/2012

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      No, I'm not.

        you lie i'm sure you are

          herc:you lie i'm sure you are

          Lie.
          No way, there's no chance I am Queen's new frontman at all.

            I am sorry to hear this news. I know this meant a lot to you. My thoughts are with you at this difficult time.

              Although on the 60th anniversary of her ascension to the throne, it would not have been a long term position.

              Chin up.

                Plastic Soul Man:Although on the 60th anniversary of her ascension to the throne, it would not have been a long term position.

                Chin up.

                Yes, commiserations, Olly.

                  Help me out here again, how did you have any shot of becoming Queen's frontman? or are you just telling us, arbitrarily?

                  Hey I'm not George Washington. you can bank on that.

                    i am Paul McCartney's secret son

                      herc:i am Paul McCartney's secret son

                      Oh I thought you were Paul himself, you're a son? yeah btw, I'm also not the new frontman for the Stones. have a good one.

                        Plastic Soul Man:I am sorry to hear this news. I know this meant a lot to you. My thoughts are with you at this difficult time.

                        There is no news, but the lack of.
                        You are not gonna be Queen's new frontman either. It's true for everybody, nobody's gonna be Queen's new frontman.

                        I'm sorry for everybody too.

                          Plastic Soul Man:Although on the 60th anniversary of her ascension to the throne, it would not have been a long term position.

                          Chin up.

                          Ummm... that Queen. Well, I'm not saying I'm not going to be "that Queen" 's new frontman.

                            kapoo:Help me out here again, how did you have any shot of becoming Queen's frontman? or are you just telling us, arbitrarily?

                            Hey I'm not George Washington. you can bank on that.

                            I'm not George Washington either.
                            I don't have any shot of becoming Queen's frontman.

                              herc:i am Paul McCartney's secret son

                              hey, I'm not lying, are you?

                              What I really think is...

                              Herc is not Paul McCartney's secret son!!!!.

                                21st Century Paul:No, I'm not.

                                you could be.

                                  Macsback:

                                  21st Century Paul:No, I'm not.

                                  you could be.

                                  Defo. This website should help... http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20101026190227AAd0taZ ;)

                                    Macsback:

                                    21st Century Paul:No, I'm not.

                                    you could be.

                                    Anyway, I'm not.

                                      21st Century Paul:

                                      Macsback:
                                      21st Century Paul:No, I'm not.

                                      you could be.

                                      Anyway, I'm not.

                                      ok i'll go back to my Braveheart speech

                                      many years from now when your lying in your bed waiting for the ray of light you will look back on this decision and ask yourself why oh why oh why.

                                        Macsback:

                                        21st Century Paul:
                                        Macsback:
                                        21st Century Paul:No, I'm not.

                                        you could be.

                                        Anyway, I'm not.

                                        ok i'll go back to my Braveheart speech

                                        many years from now when your lying in your bed waiting for the ray of light you will look back on this decision and ask yourself why oh why oh why.

                                        What decision?

                                          21st Century Paul:

                                          Macsback:
                                          21st Century Paul:
                                          Macsback:
                                          21st Century Paul:No, I'm not.

                                          you could be.

                                          Anyway, I'm not.

                                          ok i'll go back to my Braveheart speech

                                          many years from now when your lying in your bed waiting for the ray of light you will look back on this decision and ask yourself why oh why oh why.

                                          What decision?

                                          exactly!!

                                            If Queen posted a job offer it kind of would look like this:

                                            -Rock and Roll Band at the top of their game with 40 years of experience searches for a frontman.

                                            Responsabilities:

                                            Singing our standard world-tour setlist with musicality, feeling and charisma.

                                            Competencies:

                                            Hability to do virtually all kinds of things with your voice, preferably skilled with the piano. Moustache and big teeth are a plus.

                                            Education:

                                            We need you to know the greatest hits of the band Queen, you will be tested about your knowledge. Lyrics not so important because of telemprompter but remain a plus.

                                            Experience:

                                            Experience in performing in front of huge crowds, preferably having them on the palm of your hand.

                                            Special pluses:

                                            Ballet, stage banter, humble money expectations...

                                            Candidates already running for the position:

                                            Adam Lambert, George Michael, Paul Rodgers, Lady GaGa and more to come.

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