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Last post 14/02/2019

Posted by The_Fool


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      If ifs were fifths we'd all be drunk ....

      If I could turn dog poop into energy -- I'd be rich!!
      *or at least run my own car and house for free

        If you got any ifs
        if you can think of any ifs
        feel free to post
        if you feel like it



              "If my grandmother had two balls
              she won't be my grandmother but my grandfather."

              Quote from recent soccer coach about impossibles "ifs"... Toshack? Mourinho?...

              "all if her sense" (Ol-iv-er sanz) and now, how you would pronounce in English "Godoy"? "All if her sense..."

                if i didn't delete my post...you would have saw what i wrote.

                  "if I only knew how to do it... I'll do it"

                    21st Century Paul:"if I only knew how to do it... I'll do it"

                    no, that's not accurate... information is quite easy to get...

                    "If I could do it, I'll do it (but now I can't... yet...)", well if I could I already would have done it.

                      If I was a sculptor but then again... no or a man who makes potions in a traveling show...........

                        ...I know it's not much but it's the best I can do
                        My gift is my song and this one's for you... (I couldn't help it )


                            If I can only get through this day -- I will be alright
                            (how many of you have ever said or thought that?)

                              If 'ifs and buts' were candy and nuts, we'd all have a merry christmas...

                                If I Had A Hammer...

                                  if I said, I really knew you well what would your answer be?

                                    If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck :

                                      If I fell, would you catch me?

                                        if you borrow from tomorrow it takes out a piece of today

                                          If (by Bread - I think it was by David Gates)
                                          If a picture paints a thousand words,
                                          Then why can't I paint you?
                                          The words will never show the you I've come to know.
                                          If a face could launch a thousand ships,
                                          Then where am I to go?
                                          There's no one home but you,
                                          You're all that's left me too.
                                          And when my love for life is running dry,
                                          You come and pour yourself on me.

                                          If a man could be two places at one time,
                                          I'd be with you.
                                          Tomorrow and today, beside you all the way.
                                          If the world should stop revolving spinning slowly down to die,
                                          I'd spend the end with you.
                                          And when the world was through,
                                          Then one by one the stars would all go out,
                                          Then you and I would simply fly away

                                            Yellow_Submarine_Sandwich:If I fell, would you catch me?

                                            if you fell, i would catch you.