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      Riddles riddles everywhere...but not a riddle in sight!

      What goes up when the rain comes down?!

        Darth_McCartney:Riddles riddles everywhere...but not a riddle in sight!

        What goes up when the rain comes down?!

        simples, an umbrella!

          Correct!

          I'm as big as an elephant, but lighter than a feather. What am I?

            The Pope has it but he does not use it.
            Your father has it but your mother uses it.
            Nuns do not need it.
            Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one,
            Michael J. Fox?s is quite small.
            What is it?

              Penis.

              Damn it, I just wanted to do a random-'penis'-answer and it already fits with the riddle. :

                In the words of the queen "'eaven and 'ell I was thinkin' that but didn't wanna say it!" lol

                  I can't fin' of any more riddles! I only 'ad a couple and thought i'd start this thread abaht it! I should 'eaven and 'ell 'ave 'ougt it through more!

                    dance-tonight:Penis.

                    Damn it, I just wanted to do a random-'penis'-answer and it already fits with the riddle. :

                    actually it is very clean and not dirty at all. 'a last name'

                      Darth_McCartney:I can't fin' of any more riddles! I only 'ad a couple and thought i'd start this thread abaht it! I should 'eaven and 'ell 'ave 'ougt it through more!

                      I fin' I 'ave ran aahhht of riddles too

                        Well lets riddle some cockney talk! haha

                          Was never any Robin Hood at John Wayne teasers.

                            jings crivens help ma boab

                              I golden dove ter visit the paul mccartney Wind & Kite 'cause i've made sum wonderful mates 'ere and I very much enjoy their comp'ny.

                                Oops. Just went up the apples and pears to answer the dog and bone but tripped over my Gregory Pecks and did a Richard III.

                                  'eaven and 'ell i'm gettin' a lil' bit cream crackered na so i'll be turnin' in for the bloody night soon!

                                    'eaven and 'ell i'm gettin' a lil' bit cream crackered na so i'll be turnin' in for the bloody night soon!

                                      This thread is weird and wonderful already haha

                                        Where 're aw the chuffin' lovely jubly ladies?

                                          Darth_McCartney:Correct!

                                          I'm as big as an elephant, but lighter than a feather. What am I?

                                          A cloud?

                                            Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?

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