This is the reason why George Harrison didn’t like being a member of The Beatles
IT WAS RINGO! WOMEN WERE ON TOP OF HIM LIKE HE WAS THE ICE CREAM AND THEY WERE THE WHIPPED CREAM WITH A CHERRY ON TOP!
PAUL, THE CUTE BEATLE?! MY GRANDMOTHER WAS A CUTE BEATLE! It's true. She even wrote all the songs.
JOHN? HIS REAL NAME WAS "ERIC."