It wasn't meant to be funny.... but I found it to be
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It wasn't meant to be funny.... but I found it to be Just like the title says One time I was at a Communion at Church. They gave a wafer .... (that many times sticks to the roof of your mouth) .... this is suppose to be a serious moment .... a person had it in their mouth and started crunching it like a potato chip ... I kept it contained .... but I was laughing on the inside .... maybe because it was suppose to be a serious moment There can be more if you want to add something to this thread
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that made me chuckle not in a blasphamy way or tried not to be its kinda cute though
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What are you meant to do with the wafer : I'd have done the same.
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Does it come with ice cream?
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Snorckle:
Does it come with ice cream?
I wouldn't be surprised if the person asked that at the end of the service This isn't intended to be only about that ...... it's about ...... I was with someone ..... we went to a lake ..... (there was a storm that was due to come in that night) .... I looked and saw waves that I could possibly catch and body surf ..... LOOK waves!! I said .... I ran fast into the water .... wanting to get out there and start catching waves when ..... blop!! One second the water was over my stomach the next second it was at my shins ... and my face went blop!! Into a sandbar ..... skidded up the side of my face .... what an impression I made on the someone that I cared about ops: It wasn't as funny then as it seems to me now .... although even then I laughed at my own stupidity ops: ops:
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I was in a grocery store with a friend of mine ..... Look at this weird watermelon he says as he holds it up ..... and makes a few jokes about it .... as he is joking he puts it back ..... in an instant I many of the watermelons rolling out of the container or fruit type of shelf .... The expression on my face must have been something to see .... as I tried to motion to him about all the watermelons seeming to fall ...... He laughed at me .... probably thinking that I was joking around ... then he turns around and tries to catch and stop the watermelons from falling .... he saved many .... but lost a few .... Clean up on Aisle 3 ..... we did laugh at it much much later
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I once had been traveling the interstate..when I had to stop at the rest area. As I sat down, some woman next to me started talking and said HI..how are you? So, I answered her to be polite..we talked for awhile, then it was time to go..I walked out to find her talking on a cell phone!! ops: I felt so silly...but who talks on a cell phone while going? I'm not silly ...she was!!
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Awhile ago now ..... I walked into our lunch room / break room at work .... at first I see some guy who looked like he was talking to himself and waving his arms and hands all over the place .... doing a lot of gestures .... on the next look .... I saw a blue- tooth - type of phone thing on his ear .... and still the conversation looked strange .... I wasn't going to ask ..... I got my coffee or water or whatever I was in there for and walked away ..... amused .... and here it makes it again to this board (I told a similar version of it in reply to a post about cell phones here) .
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The_Fool:
Awhile ago now ..... I walked into our lunch room / break room at work .... at first I see some guy who looked like he was talking to himself and waving his arms and hands all over the place .... doing a lot of gestures .... on the next look .... I saw a blue- tooth - type of phone thing on his ear .... and still the conversation looked strange .... I wasn't going to ask ..... I got my coffee or water or whatever I was in there for and walked away ..... amused .... and here it makes it again to this board (I told a similar version of it in reply to a post about cell phones here) .
this is another story to add to the thinking of you here when im there thread
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The_Fool:
It wasn't meant to be funny.... but I found it to be Just like the title says One time I was at a Communion at Church. They gave a wafer .... (that many times sticks to the roof of your mouth) .... this is suppose to be a serious moment .... a person had it in their mouth and started crunching it like a potato chip ... I kept it contained .... but I was laughing on the inside .... maybe because it was suppose to be a serious moment There can be more if you want to add something to this thread
We used to laugh at the visibly drunk usher who'd wait until the end of the service to polish off the wine
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liverpoolbride:
I felt so silly...but who talks on a cell phone while going? I'm not silly ...she was!!
Couple weeks ago I stopped to wash my hands at a fast food place, and there was this guy at the urinal... in full work conversation. After he proceeds to skip washing his hands, he walks out- but still keeps talking and stops just outside the door. I went and flushed about 3 toilets in the bathroom and held the door open so whoever was on the other end could hear. - I just stared at him... rude pig. :
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women have always gone to the loo in two's so they can keep on talking.
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Sometimes children make the most humours remarks that amaze and and amuse us. love doris
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why do they give out wafers in church?
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Jonathan:
liverpoolbride:
I felt so silly...but who talks on a cell phone while going? I'm not silly ...she was!!
Couple weeks ago I stopped to wash my hands at a fast food place, and there was this guy at the urinal... in full work conversation. After he proceeds to skip washing his hands, he walks out- but still keeps talking and stops just outside the door. I went and flushed about 3 toilets in the bathroom and held the door open so whoever was on the other end could hear. - I just stared at him... rude pig. :
I hate cell phones in 'wrong places'. Like at the park. I go there to get away from it all & walk/run out in nature...sometimes seeing deer & occasionally a coyote. People talking on their cell phones while walking seem like they should have just exercised at home. My hound dog has a pretty weird & LOUD howl so I always attempt to get her 'goin' when we pass people on the phone. The people on the other end must ask...where the heck are you?
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Try going to be leeks in a suppermarket and asking for just one it does sound funny when just want to buy a leek and the clerk points you to the ladies room love doris
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oobu24:
always attempt to get her 'goin' when we pass people on the phone. The people on the other end must ask...where the heck are you?
That's fantastic! There is probably somebody posting on another forum somewhere to a thread called "annoying things." Their response- "people who get their dogs howling while I'm trying to talk on my phone."
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Ladies, If you have a male friend with you in a car and a guy makes obscene gestures have the male friend blow a kiss back love doris
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Boggle:
why do they give out wafers in church?
There can be no Eucharist without them.
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I should not have led off the thread with that story ..... (The Church and waffer thing) because that caused it to take the direction it took .... it should have been more open ended and allowed to go in more directions than it has here ..... a long long long time ago ..... I opened a can of soup to use in cooking something ..... I "doctored it up" .... by adding many cut up veggies in there .... I used the soup can to throw away all the unused parts of the veggies .... I left the can near the sink..... I got busy doing something else ..... later that night I went into the kitchen without turning on the lights .... I saw the can that I left behind .... picked it up and was going to throw it in the garbage .... when I thought I felt something moving in it .... like a mouse .... I threw the can across the room and quickly turned on the lights .... only to see that it was the cut up veggies .... and the end of a carrot gave it the feeling of something moving in it when I grabbed the can and shifted its contents .... silly me .... I cleaned it up .... threw it in the garbage and really felt like the_fool ops: