Walliebaby's Random Ramblings
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Little Boy Geooooorge....i love you so much. I need you like turnips need memory sticks
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Splish splash I was taking a bath...until I saw someone watching so I covered my tackle with tea cups
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If you ever see a patch of grass don't go near it cos the chances are it has clap
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I once baked some jelly for a nun bat
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I once attended a royal rumble at the vatican
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Lemons stole my iPhone
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Be a winner, share your dinner.
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Try not to be your own enemy.
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Be a winner, Kick a bus conductor
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I once offered a spoon to a porcupine
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I fought the chameleon council and the chameleon council changed colours and thats the last I saw of them
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Carrots know jack sh*t about Swedish law, so don't trust them
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I lost my sleeves in a panini factory
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Darth_McCartney:
Carrots know jack sh*t about Swedish law, so don't trust them
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Microwaves make the little baby jesus cry
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Cowboy hats are against god
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Six hats? Go Pats! (This was a message on the underside of my beer cap last night.).
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Three cows? Go straight to jail.
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I like to throw fries through hoops
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