Lulz of your country! =)
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In Russia it is not accepted to judge other countries under that information, that us speak on the TV. We know, that everything, that speak on the TV - well edited lie. And it is very strange to me to listen, as the announcer tells, how such sensation is well lived in the united States of America or Germany -, that in the countries of Europe and USA is simple paradise terrestrial. However any country can not be ideal. Let's tell to each other, what amusing unique phenomena are property ONLY of your country! I shall begin first: - Only in Russia from water cranes in a bathroom dirty (almost black) water can flow - Only in Russia (in this case - only in USSR) could on the tank Т-34 establish air (!!!) diesel engine, to collect the reservation from scrap metal and to win war with Fascist Germany =))) - Only in Russia the presence of the license software causes pity. What for to pay money for the license software, when is free-of-charge piracy?! - To previous. Only in Russia the piracy software is supported by government. In our country anybody never will save of money for completing the computer with all necessary programs: from Windows and Microsoft Offise up to Photoshop, Corel Drow and other. But you see to study as it is necessary! And to work! The pirates at us on a legal rule(situation)))) - Only in Russia the repair of roads begins in October, when it is already very cold for such jobs - Only in Russia the people with impatience wait 2012 - we consider(count), that will be very cheerful))) And only in Russia the people plan to celebrate destruction all alive: to die - so with a song!
- Only in Russia can sing " Back in the USSR " and roar, how the refrain about the Ukrainian girl in modern political conditions is successfully entered! Look: Well the Ukraine girls really knock me out - it is valid, Ukraine VERY MUCH amazes us with the their politics))) They leave the west behind And Moscow girls make me sing and shout - the Moscow girl at times give out SUCH lulzs, that is necessary only to be surprised They Georgia's always on my my my my my my my my my mind - Saakashvily ruleeeeezzzz!!! LOL!!! =))) - Only in Russia the very old dirty automobile is possible to see, on which is written, what is it Ferrari - Only in Russia the pilots of passenger planes do not know, whether they will plant the plane. About what they speak to the passengers on loud communication(connection): " Visibility zero, the auto pilot has broken even at rise, air station somewhere below, where exactly we do not know, - please, fasten belts, the plane goes on landing(planting) ". That is especially ridiculous - everyone remain are alive and are healthy))) And what Lulzs in your country? -
I'm agree with you- but not with all statements you've written- i mean we may see such situations in Russia maybe-not so often and maybe not in all cities or villages and etc- but anyway they are existed.People, please don't be afraid of Russia (in case if you will after reading this) We are very nice!
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Smiling Alice:
I'm agree with you- but not with all statements you've written- i mean we may see such situations in Russia maybe-not so often and maybe not in all cities or villages and etc- but anyway they are existed.People, please don't be afraid of Russia (in case if you will after reading this) We are very nice!
I remember an old joke - One man walkin in the night on the cemetry. Full moon. Silence-in common very terrible. Suddeny there is coming another man. 1st- Oh my GOD! A Man! Thank U, God! Im so afraid of dead men! 2nd- Why should you afraid me? That's about Russia))). Why should you afraid of us?)))))))))
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One more lulz of Russia.I've bought smoked sausage and i thought of eating it. Well, well - i've lost in day'dreams! I couldn't even cut it even into small pieces! (I followed to search for an axe- maybe it will help)
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One more lulz of Russia. We have airlines above our city. In the night alarm fires of planes are well visible, and I can say, what is the plane flies - passenger or cargo, comes on landing(planting) or flies up. Now in the night sky the passenger plane there - here flies. I can not understand: the plane burns the rests of fuel, the plane has lost the way or at the plane have given up the chassis. Or the pilots have simply nothing to do(make), and they show the passengers a night city. Or the dispatchers of our airport have fallen asleep on a workplace))))))) My God, such happens only in Russia))) By the way, our city is in the lead by quantity(amount) of airaccidents in Russia.
