Post Anything You Want Thread!
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I hope Charles (Old Brown Shoe) doesn't mind me starting this thread for him. But, I'll give credit where credit is due, and on the old forum, Charles originated this thread.
But really, this thread is just a thread to have conversations, and like a Misc. type of thread and just to have fun. Be relevant and don't get ridiculous. [Mod edit: new thread is here Thanks] -
Thanks ((((MATT)))
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Old Brown Shoe:
Thanks ((((MATT)))
Not a problem, Charles.
Just giving credit where credit is due. -
Why do people start threads to mock other ones and to voice their obvious displeasure? Live and let live, I say!
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Only 348 more days until Matthew Montoya's next birthday... February 31, 2005. Buy now and save! No interest payments until 2005!! Wow! Kenya believe it?! Void where prohibited. Actors portray model over 18 years of age! Compensated spokesperson. Operators standing by.
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shannon:
Why do people start threads to mock other ones and to voice their obvious displeasure? Live and let live, I say!
I'll have what she's having
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Old Brown Shoe:
shannon:
Why do people start threads to mock other ones and to voice their obvious displeasure? Live and let live, I say!
I'll have what she's having
A couple of beers on this fine Irish day??! -
shannon:
Old Brown Shoe:
shannon:
Why do people start threads to mock other ones and to voice their obvious displeasure? Live and let live, I say!
I'll have what she's having
A couple of beers on this fine Irish day??!dont want to have to use my shilayli(((SP)))) as a crutch
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I use beer as mine. 
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shannon:
I use beer as mine. Is it GREEN???
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I like Ice water!
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Tori in Texas:
Only 348 more days until Matthew Montoya's next birthday... February 31, 2005. Buy now and save! No interest payments until 2005!! Wow! Kenya believe it?! Void where prohibited. Actors portray model over 18 years of age! Compensated spokesperson. Operators standing by.
Tori, Tori, Tori. How could you forget? For someone as good as advertising as you are, I can't believe you forgot... (In Best Announcers Voice) Would you like a piece of action? Would you like to have your cake and eat it too? Well... heh... yeah, that's what I thought... well, if you want some of that then you need... Matthew's Birthday Bash Gone Wild 2004! You thought 2003 was good? Well, you ain't seen nothin' yet! Order "Matthew's Birthday Bash Gone Wild 2004" and you'll see all of the moments that have made this tape a classic! You'll see all 1 second of this classic party! That's not all! Order now, and we'll throw in "Tori! Tori! Tori!" Oh, yes, you thought "Tora! Tora! Tora!' was put together well? Well, you haven't seen "Tori! Tori! Tori!" Oh, what a bombshell this one is! See Tori in her wildest moments! See how at night, she'll have fun on the board and stick all of her threads to the top. Oh, that's not all! Watch her hack into the other moderators accounts, and say things on their account! See all of her devious acts, caught on tape! Such as when she licks off every inch of whipped cream off of Matthew's...
Banana Cream Pie she made for him! And also watch her expose her very big... Birthday cake she made for Matthew! Oh, yes, you CAN have your cake and eat it too, folks! And also watch! So, one might be asking how much is this? Well, I'm glad you asked! No, it's not $59.99! It's not $49.99! It's not $39.99, or $29.99! It's not even $19.99! Yes, that's right, you can get "Matthew's Birthday Bash Gone Wild 2004" and "Tori! Tori! Tori!" for the price of... $1,999.99! That's it! Just $1,999.99! And only $9,999.99 for the VHS! Just listen to some reviews from the lucky few who happened to go to this historic event! "I loved this. I gained all my weight back, and my pant size went "Two Sizes Up," but it was worth it. Matthew looked so vibrant and hot as usual, and Tori... WOW! Are those real? " - Roger Ebert "Well, Matthew... what a guy. So it's your birthday now, is it? So you need to have the satisfaction of people coming to you just to give you things? You just crave the attention, don't ya? You see, you're like a shoe... without the shoestring... err... I mean, you're like a camera... without the film. Uhh... wait... let's see here.... uhh... you don't need a sense of moral decency to pluck your pubes. Yeah, that works....... aww hell, I'm just jealous I didn't get a party like that. I think I need a shrink now!" - Dr. Phil "Girlfriend, what a par-TAY that was! Ooooo, honey, that party was so good. I had such a fabulous time. What a cake that was, though! The food was superb! Gale, get me that receipe NOW! But, ooo, that cake was soooooo good, I put on a whole 5.................0 pounds! Don't tell Steadman! I might need to bring back Dr. Phil on my show." - Oprah Winfrey "Wow, what a night. I just remember singing Happy Birthday, and then... uhh.... umm... what happened after that? Oh, yeah, Happy Birthday Brian!.... I mean... err...." - Keith Richards "Oh, Matthew looked so hot. It was such a pleasure to sing "Happy Birthday" for him. I'd definitely perform for him, anyday... heheh. I'll make sure I'm there every year. Happy Birthday, Matthew!" - Elton John "Hi Matthew. Happy Birthday! I had a great time, and I definitely enjoyed the oxycotton candy... I mean, the cotton candy. Oops! Happy Birthday! Sorry about bringing the Donovan McNabb pinata." - Rush Limbaugh "Hello Matthew. I definitely had a marvelous time putting all of this together. I was so glad I had notice that your birthday was coming up soon, so I could put this together. I'm so glad my parole officer told me ahead of time... uhh... uh oh. You didn't hear that! Gotta run! Happy Birthday! Bye!" - Martha Stewart "Well, we were skeptical at first. The candles were very confusing and we thought they were a threat to the people. So we gave the candles .000000000000000000000048 seconds to extinguish themselves, and since they didn't, we bombed the hell out of the place. But, we all had a good time! Except Dick Cheney... I told him not to have any cake, but ole' blue face did, and he had another heart attack. He misunderestimated the calories. Damn! Happy Birthday Matthew! Great party! Sorry about my Mom popping out of the cake." - President George W. Bush "President Bush's Mom popped out of the cake? Ooo, where, where? Oh, what do you know, that's not all that popped out! Oh, yeah, Happy Birthday Matthew!" - Fmr. President Bill Clinton Sr., and Jr. "Bill, if you look at another woman again, I'll get naked in front of you, tonight! And you do NOT want that! Oh, yeah, Happy Birthday Matthew." - Fmr. President Hilary Clinton "Well, I'm guilty that I forgot to bring Matthew a gift, but as I was in Vietnam, I didn't need to. Happy Birthday, Matthew!" - John Kerry "Happy Birthday Matthew! What a hell of a party! As my gift to you, you get a free prostate exam! Although, this offer is void in... Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, Washington, D.C., West Virginia, Wisconsin, Wyoming Happy Birthday again, Matthew! And thanks Tori! Hope it was as good for you as it was for me! YAHHHHHHHHH!" - Howard Dean Now, need I go on with these celebrity endorsements? This IS the best 1 second anyone could ever buy! I mean come on, it's twice as long the 2003 version and 1 second longer than the 2002 version! You get an extra DVD, where Tori shows everything! So what are you waiting for? Call now! 1-800 W-E-W-A-N-T-$ -
I have to say that most of the time I don't care for super long posts, but when they are FUNNY it's an entirely different matter! 
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I have been dying to say this forever.......................... CUTTLEFISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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McGoo:
I have been dying to say this forever.......................... CUTTLEFISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
And how do you feel now that you voiced it?
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"Anything you want"
There, I posted it. 
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I LOVE YOU MICHELLE
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Yeah, but Michelle loves me.
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Magical Mystery Girl:
"Anything you want"
There, I posted it. Anything I want , okay !
