Post Anything You Want Thread!
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This Train Don't Move Anymore - even more sorry, Elton. Guess Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word... You may not believe it, but he don't weigh 450 pounds anymore And when I think about it, I always think he weighed much more, for sure All the food he's eaten before... All the risotto I bought for him. My wallet's now feeling so light His pants are always feeling tight I'm headin' towards bankruptcy. He always used to make a mess Always ruining his sequined dress Picking up his belly from train to train Riding on the story line Colon working overtime But His Train Don't Move His Train Don't Move His Train Don't Move Anymore. He don't need to eat it His family's dried up and starved of food And if you need to know it He never really knows when enough's enough All the food and smelly farts All the tears that welled up in my eyes He always really bitchin' That there's no food in the kitchen There's never just enough supply He always used to make a mess He now can't fit in his sequined dress Picking up his belly from train to train Riding on the story line Colon working overtime But His Train Don't Move His Train Don't Move His Train Don't Move Anymore. When he says that he don't care It really mean his clothes have just teared The rosotto clogs his heart again The pasta is beneath his chins His cookie crumbles into pieces on the ground He now has just made a mess He still can't fit in his sequined dress Picking up his belly from train to train Riding on the story line Colon working overtime But His Train Don't Move His Train Don't Move His Train Don't Move Anymore...
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That was... beautiful. I'm moved!
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I smell of mangoes as I had a mango bath.
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I'm a pain in your rectum.... That line may be a little shocking, but its damned funny.
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Um, thanks for that delightful contribution there.
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No problemoooo!
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Don't mind me! I'm full of useless information!
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Andy - this morning was the most life-altering two hours of bliss in my life. You are the love of my life. I have slight frostbite, but....I thank you, darling. For everything.
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I talked to Andy myself right now and he's very thankful for the call, too... Andy: The Love Of Fiona's Life
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Bastard... :
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Dog... :
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59,000th Post. Never a better occassion to say: I LOVE YOU, JEN!
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JennyLP:
I kind of have this "Thing" for crazy and insane lunatics ops:
Must be my lucky day.
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JeffLynnesBeard:
That was... beautiful. I'm moved!
Thank You. You know, you just don't see such lyrical depth and beauty and poetry written like that anymore. Them damn kids...
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LiBRA:
I'm a pain in your rectum....
I knew you were a man!
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Matthew_Montoya:
59,000th Post. Never a better occassion to say: I LOVE YOU, JEN!
Getting a bad headache, so time to go to bed, but, aw hell, I'll say it again... I LOVE YOU, JEN! Goodnight!
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Barefootin'
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Fiona:
Andy - this morning was the most life-altering two hours of bliss in my life. You are the love of my life. I have slight frostbite, but....I thank you, darling. For everything.
You're amazing. Thank you.
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I'm so hungry I could eat