Post Anything You Want Thread!
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Of course they have. X marks the spot!
.....a circle and a dot three lines down BLOW!
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McCartneyAngel:
JennyLP:
McCartneyAngel:
JennyLP:
I'm still waiting for my strawberry poem.
You'll get it!! I just don't want it to sound as idiotic as Rachel and Kims poems
I was just kidding......Jordie Jor Jor!Ahhh ((((Jenny)))) you made my whole night so much better!!!
I did???? I am not sure how......but I'll do it night after night after night.....just for you!
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JennyLP:
Of course they have. X marks the spot!
.....a circle and a dot three lines down BLOW!
You can blow anytime, honey!
Who wouldn't want this handsome stud? 
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Who wouldn't want that stud................ME!!
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JennyLP:
McCartneyAngel:
JennyLP:
McCartneyAngel:
JennyLP:
I'm still waiting for my strawberry poem.
You'll get it!! I just don't want it to sound as idiotic as Rachel and Kims poems
I was just kidding......Jordie Jor Jor!Ahhh ((((Jenny)))) you made my whole night so much better!!!
I did???? I am not sure how......but I'll do it night after night after night.....just for you!
Awww thanks!!! You really did....just by being you and thats great!! Woot woot!!!!! It is 10:03 and I am still not done with damn homework.
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Hello! That is all I wanted to say!
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JennyLP:
Who wouldn't want that stud................ME!!
Oh suurrreee... I've seen your Herman Munster pictures all hung up in your room. It's O.K., Jen... nothing to be embarrassed about!
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abbyroadme:
Hello! That is all I wanted to say!
Hello!
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Matthew_Montoya:
JennyLP:
Who wouldn't want that stud................ME!!
Oh suurrreee... I've seen your Herman Munster pictures all hung up in your room. It's O.K., Jen... nothing to be embarrassed about!
Not embarrassed at all......as long as he stays on the wall, it's fine.
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JennyLP:
Matthew_Montoya:
JennyLP:
Who wouldn't want that stud................ME!!
Oh suurrreee... I've seen your Herman Munster pictures all hung up in your room. It's O.K., Jen... nothing to be embarrassed about!
Not embarrassed at all......as long as he stays on the wall, it's fine.
But explain the Herman Munster blowup doll, then.
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That's for when times get really desperate.
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JennyLP:
That's for when times get really desperate.
Ah, so that explains it. You must have lots of fun playing with his b.... olts!
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Bolts....nuts....they're all the same.
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True. Bolts, "getting nailed"... totally synonomous!
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Getting screwed.....same thing.
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Getting banged harder than Maxwell's Silver Hammer.
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anytime at all all you gotta do is call and i'll be there ...have a happy day all.
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Health Questions & Answers Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap. _____ Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products. _____ Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine; that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up! _____ Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc. _____ Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program? A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good! _____ Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!!. Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you? _____ Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle? A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach. ____Q: Is chocolate bad for me? A: Are you crazy? HELLO ...... Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around! _____ Q: Is swimming good for your figure? A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me. _____ Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle? A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape! ____ Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. AND REMEMBER: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body; instead, skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride!!"
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Matthew_Montoya:
Health Questions & Answers Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap. _____ Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products. _____ Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine; that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up! _____ Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc. _____ Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program? A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good! _____ Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!!. Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you? _____ Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle? A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach. ____Q: Is chocolate bad for me? A: Are you crazy? HELLO ...... Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around! _____ Q: Is swimming good for your figure? A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me. _____ Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle? A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape! ____ Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. AND REMEMBER: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body; instead, skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride!!"
MATT! Haha you just brightened my day by a million
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That is so funny!!!!!
