Man tries to steal President's Dog
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Stealing is wrong, and stealing someone's companion animal is very very wrong http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/265231-report-man-arrested-after-planning-to-abduct-bo-obama
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"The North Dakota man claimed his parents were John F. Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe, court documents said, and he later claimed he was Jesus Christ, according to NBC News." He'll be running for president in 2020.