Women Can Win the War
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Osama Bin Laden was killed on May 2 anniversary of that recently, found in my files a wry humor piece someone e-mailed us after 9/11 about females being able to find him easily (when he was avidly being searched for)> I beefed this up some, punched it up (pun) (warning: this contains some sexist or racist stereotypes): From All Battle Axe Bulldozer Toxic Hateful B-----s from Hades: Train us for a few weeks, outfit us with automatic weapons, grenades, missiles, gas masks, moisturizer (SPF 30), Prozac, hormones, chocolate and canned tuna--drop us parachuted across Afghanistan, and let us do what comes naturally! Think about it. Our anger quotient alone, even when doing standard chores like grocery shopping and paying bills, is formidable enough to make even enraged murderous armed men in turbans tremble! We'd like to get away from our pitiful long-suffering husbands, if they haven't left already. And for those of us hateful b--------s who are single, the prospect of finding a good man is about as likely as getting struck by lightning! We have nothing to lose but our terrible destructive tempers. We've survived the water diet, the low carb diet, the low fat diet, the grapefruit diet and struggled and sweated in gyms and saunas across the U.S.A. and never lost a pound! We can easily survive the hostile winters of Afghanistan with no food at all! We've spent years tracking down our men in bars, hardware stores, sporting events and houses of ill repute...finding bin Laden hiding in some cave will be NO PROBLEM! Uniting all the warring tribes of Afghanistan...oh, PLEASE...we've planned the seating arrangements for warring in-laws and extended families at Thanksgiving and Christmas for years...WE understand tribal warfare, having started enough hellacious hair raising soul-destroying devastating battles for years--we've divorced enough hubbies (those we didn't bully and torment into early graves) to know every trick there is for how they hide, launder, or cover up bank accounts and resources. We know how to find that money and seize it and spend it on ourselves, with or without the government's help--Let us go and fight. The Taliban hates and fears even nice, kind, helpful decent females. Just imagine their terror as we battle axe bulldozer b------s from Hell crawl like armed ferocious stinging fire ants with hot flashes over their godforsaken rocky terrain, that isn't one third as mercilessly hard, unyielding and tough as we are! We can win the war--no problem.
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That was hilarious Susy...you can count me out tho, make love, not war... Life is difficult enough... -
SusyLuvsPaul:
(warning: this contains some sexist or racist stereotypes):
I didn't read beyond this. It might be a funny or cute article, but the internet is so full of sexist and racist stereotypes. I don't need any more of that in my life. Paul McCartney's site is one of the rare places online to get away from all of that.
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I heard on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah that it actually might be a good idea to have more women in the military--apparently ISIS (and other militant Islamic terrorists) do not want to be killed by a woman because they believe that they would then not get into heaven, so they run the other way when faced with a woman soldier!
