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    The Riddle Me This Thread!

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    • Darth_McCartney
      Darth_McCartney last edited by

      Riddles riddles everywhere...but not a riddle in sight! What goes up when the rain comes down?!

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        Plastic Soul Man last edited by

        Darth_McCartney:

        Riddles riddles everywhere...but not a riddle in sight! What goes up when the rain comes down?!

        simples, an umbrella!

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        • Darth_McCartney
          Darth_McCartney last edited by

          Correct! I'm as big as an elephant, but lighter than a feather. What am I?

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            Plastic Soul Man last edited by

            The Pope has it but he does not use it. Your father has it but your mother uses it. Nuns do not need it. Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox?s is quite small. What is it?

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            • dance-tonight
              dance-tonight last edited by

              Penis. Damn it, I just wanted to do a random-'penis'-answer and it already fits with the riddle. :

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              • Darth_McCartney
                Darth_McCartney last edited by

                In the words of the queen "'eaven and 'ell I was thinkin' that but didn't wanna say it!" lol

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                • Darth_McCartney
                  Darth_McCartney last edited by

                  I can't fin' of any more riddles! I only 'ad a couple and thought i'd start this thread abaht it! I should 'eaven and 'ell 'ave 'ougt it through more!

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                    Plastic Soul Man last edited by

                    dance-tonight:

                    Penis. Damn it, I just wanted to do a random-'penis'-answer and it already fits with the riddle. :

                    actually it is very clean and not dirty at all. 'a last name'

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                      Plastic Soul Man last edited by

                      Darth_McCartney:

                      I can't fin' of any more riddles! I only 'ad a couple and thought i'd start this thread abaht it! I should 'eaven and 'ell 'ave 'ougt it through more!

                      I fin' I 'ave ran aahhht of riddles too

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                      • Darth_McCartney
                        Darth_McCartney last edited by

                        Well lets riddle some cockney talk! haha

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                          Plastic Soul Man last edited by

                          Was never any Robin Hood at John Wayne teasers.

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                          • CMackbird
                            CMackbird last edited by

                            jings crivens help ma boab

                            Sir Paul McCartney....Thank You!!

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                            • Darth_McCartney
                              Darth_McCartney last edited by

                              I golden dove ter visit the paul mccartney Wind & Kite 'cause i've made sum wonderful mates 'ere and I very much enjoy their comp'ny.

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                              • CMackbird
                                CMackbird last edited by

                                Oops. Just went up the apples and pears to answer the dog and bone but tripped over my Gregory Pecks and did a Richard III.

                                Sir Paul McCartney....Thank You!!

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                                • Darth_McCartney
                                  Darth_McCartney last edited by

                                  'eaven and 'ell i'm gettin' a lil' bit cream crackered na so i'll be turnin' in for the bloody night soon!

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                                  • Darth_McCartney
                                    Darth_McCartney last edited by

                                    'eaven and 'ell i'm gettin' a lil' bit cream crackered na so i'll be turnin' in for the bloody night soon!

                                    05/04/03 - Sheffield
                                    29/05/03 - Sheffield
                                    01/06/08 - Liverpool
                                    20/06/10 - Glasgow
                                    20/12/11 - Liverpool

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                                    • Darth_McCartney
                                      Darth_McCartney last edited by

                                      This thread is weird and wonderful already haha

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                                        Plastic Soul Man last edited by

                                        Where 're aw the chuffin' lovely jubly ladies?

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                                        • veggieburgher
                                          veggieburgher last edited by

                                          Darth_McCartney:

                                          Correct! I'm as big as an elephant, but lighter than a feather. What am I?

                                          A cloud?

                                          "I always feel very privileged to see a wren." PM

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                                          • love2travel
                                            love2travel last edited by

                                            Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?

                                            Joy to the World - Peace on Earth - We are all ONE

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