The Riddle Me This Thread!
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love2travel:
Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?
The lake had no water in it?
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CMackbird:
Oops. Just went up the apples and pears to answer the dog and bone but tripped over my Gregory Pecks and did a Richard III.
I don't know what you said, but I love it.
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walliebaby:
love2travel:
Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?
The lake had no water in it?
No it's not that hard, reread it!
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love2travel:
walliebaby:
love2travel:
Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?
The lake had no water in it?
No it's not that hard, reread it!
They were all married and they all got wet.
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Day's Dawnin' everyboday, 'a 're we aw on this Calvin Klein day?
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It's a lil' bit Potatoes in the bloomin' mould 'ere but it's alwigh' 'cause i've got myself a Everton Toffee and sum Holy Ghost.
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I'm just watchin' jeremy kyle on Strawberry Jelly. there 're sum 'eaven and 'ell Brian folk on 'ere!
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Everton Toffee done, I should get sum Kathy Burke done today! lots ter do! i'll be Cream Crackered by tonight!
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Where's bubble and squeak....
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So were is everyone today? it seems very quiet in 'ere and I 'ave nah wahn ter Rabbit and Pork ter! ah 'eaven and 'ell, at least I can Rabbit and Pork ter myself!
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Nat King Cole anyone? well maybe not anyone
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Wotcha there Macsback me old China Plate! 'a 're ya! 'ope you're 'avin' a Robin Hood day!
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Aye pure stoater of a day so far, ken. Just had ma first drink aw' ginger
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I'm just drinkin' a cuppa Rosy Lee and doin' a lil' bit of Kathy Burke. then me and me Lemon 'ave gotta Scapa Fla shoppin'. I can't adam 'n eve i'm bein' dragged aahhht 'round the bloomin' shops!
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Darth_McCartney:
Wotcha there Macsback me old China Plate! 'a 're ya! 'ope you're 'avin' a Robin Hood day!
am awrite, jist nannyin aboot the hoose the noo, wiz gonnae hiv a ham shank but didnae bother in-case ah goat ah tinkle fae the doc askin mi tae shoot doon for a jab.
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CMackbird:
Aye pure stoater of a day so far, ken. Just had ma first drink aw' ginger
forgot you guys in the east say ken quite a lot lol
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Macsback:
Darth_McCartney:
Wotcha there Macsback me old China Plate! 'a 're ya! 'ope you're 'avin' a Robin Hood day!
am awrite, jist nannyin aboot the hoose the noo, wiz gonnae hiv a ham shank but didnae bother in-case ah goat ah tinkle fae the doc askin mi tae shoot doon for a jab.
Ah me Horse and Cart goes aahhht ter ya. ya kna it's Sorry and Sad chicken pen ya can't even spare the bloody nickle and dime ter 'ave a Tommy Tank! 'ope aw went 'eaven and 'ell at the chuffin' doctors this Day's Dawnin'!
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Macsback:
CMackbird:
Aye pure stoater of a day so far, ken. Just had ma first drink aw' ginger
forgot you guys in the east say ken quite a lot lol
"Ken" "Like" and "Aye" seem to be what we say most, Aye ken wit' I mean like.
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CMackbird:
Macsback:
CMackbird:
Aye pure stoater of a day so far, ken. Just had ma first drink aw' ginger
forgot you guys in the east say ken quite a lot lol
"Ken" "Like" and "Aye" seem to be what we say most, Aye ken wit' I mean like.
ah ken wit yi mean, ah went wi a burd fae Dundee, she said ken aw the time, ah thot she wiz cheating on me
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Macsback:
CMackbird:
Macsback:
CMackbird:
Aye pure stoater of a day so far, ken. Just had ma first drink aw' ginger
forgot you guys in the east say ken quite a lot lol
"Ken" "Like" and "Aye" seem to be what we say most, Aye ken wit' I mean like.
ah ken wit yi mean, ah went wi a burd fae Dundee, she said ken aw the time, ah thot she wiz cheating on me
That isnae barry at aw man. Those Dundonians are almost as bad as those folk fae Aaberdeen, staunding free by the chipper!