The Riddle Me This Thread!
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Where 're aw the chuffin' lovely jubly ladies?
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Darth_McCartney:
Correct! I'm as big as an elephant, but lighter than a feather. What am I?
A cloud?
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Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?
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love2travel:
Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?
The lake had no water in it?
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CMackbird:
Oops. Just went up the apples and pears to answer the dog and bone but tripped over my Gregory Pecks and did a Richard III.
I don't know what you said, but I love it.
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walliebaby:
love2travel:
Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?
The lake had no water in it?
No it's not that hard, reread it!
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love2travel:
walliebaby:
love2travel:
Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?
The lake had no water in it?
No it's not that hard, reread it!
They were all married and they all got wet.
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Day's Dawnin' everyboday, 'a 're we aw on this Calvin Klein day?
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It's a lil' bit Potatoes in the bloomin' mould 'ere but it's alwigh' 'cause i've got myself a Everton Toffee and sum Holy Ghost.
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I'm just watchin' jeremy kyle on Strawberry Jelly. there 're sum 'eaven and 'ell Brian folk on 'ere!
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Everton Toffee done, I should get sum Kathy Burke done today! lots ter do! i'll be Cream Crackered by tonight!
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Where's bubble and squeak....
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So were is everyone today? it seems very quiet in 'ere and I 'ave nah wahn ter Rabbit and Pork ter! ah 'eaven and 'ell, at least I can Rabbit and Pork ter myself!
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Nat King Cole anyone? well maybe not anyone
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Wotcha there Macsback me old China Plate! 'a 're ya! 'ope you're 'avin' a Robin Hood day!
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Aye pure stoater of a day so far, ken. Just had ma first drink aw' ginger
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I'm just drinkin' a cuppa Rosy Lee and doin' a lil' bit of Kathy Burke. then me and me Lemon 'ave gotta Scapa Fla shoppin'. I can't adam 'n eve i'm bein' dragged aahhht 'round the bloomin' shops!
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Darth_McCartney:
Wotcha there Macsback me old China Plate! 'a 're ya! 'ope you're 'avin' a Robin Hood day!
am awrite, jist nannyin aboot the hoose the noo, wiz gonnae hiv a ham shank but didnae bother in-case ah goat ah tinkle fae the doc askin mi tae shoot doon for a jab.
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CMackbird:
Aye pure stoater of a day so far, ken. Just had ma first drink aw' ginger
forgot you guys in the east say ken quite a lot lol
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Macsback:
Darth_McCartney:
Wotcha there Macsback me old China Plate! 'a 're ya! 'ope you're 'avin' a Robin Hood day!
am awrite, jist nannyin aboot the hoose the noo, wiz gonnae hiv a ham shank but didnae bother in-case ah goat ah tinkle fae the doc askin mi tae shoot doon for a jab.
Ah me Horse and Cart goes aahhht ter ya. ya kna it's Sorry and Sad chicken pen ya can't even spare the bloody nickle and dime ter 'ave a Tommy Tank! 'ope aw went 'eaven and 'ell at the chuffin' doctors this Day's Dawnin'!