Macca's Pub Thread (NEW drink specials!)
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We're open for business, folks!
Step up to the bar and put in an order. Oh, and feel free to tip. 
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Don't forget to play a song on the jukebox or try out the dartboard or our video games/pinball machines.
Someone is currently playing this song: -
Hey I found it
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Pull up a stool, Fool. I'm ready to take your order.
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hey let's see if I can fricken post here. This board is really drivin me to drink...earlier than usual.
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This board is driving me to drink
Did you say pull up a beer and have a tap or pull up a tap and have a beer? I'll have a beer on tap Please -
oobu24:
hey let's see if I can fricken post here. This board is really drivin me to drink...earlier than usual.
:Would you like a shot or something on the rocks?
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The_Fool:
This board is driving me to drink
Did you say pull up a beer and have a tap or pull up a tap and have a beer? I'll have a beer on tap Please Would you like a domestic or imported tonight?
Or I could just pull a Guinness for you...it will take a few minutes to let it settle, though... -
I've tried to post here 3 times already. OMG gimme a beer! NOW! COLD BEER! what is goin on? very annoying!
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It would not take my posts either I tried once I tried twice I tried three times .... give me one of each .... domestic ..... imported and the Guinness
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oobu24:
I've tried to post here 3 times already. OMG gimme a beer! NOW! COLD BEER! what is goin on? very annoying!
*Takes fresh beer from freezer* Here, we call this an Oobu Special.
This whole Forbidden thing is getting us all primed to drink today. : -
The_Fool:
It would not take my posts either I tried once I tried twice I tried three times .... give me one of each .... domestic ..... imported and the Guinness
Of course!
*pulls three pints* Here's the first two. I'll just let the Guinness settle for a few minutes...while you're waiting, feel free to play a song on the jukebox. -
A Priest, a Rabbi and a Monk walk into a bar .... What is this some kind of joke?!?!
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The_Fool:
A Priest, a Rabbi and a Monk walk into a bar .... What is this some kind of joke?!?!
A horse walked into a bar. The bartender looked at him and asked, "Hey, pal, why the long face?" -
A Gorilla walks into a bar and orders a drink. Not knowing what to do the bartender gets a beer and decides to strike up a conversation with the Gorilla. Bartender: That will be $20. Ya know we don't get many Gorillas in here. Gorilla: With prices like these I can see why.
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A dog walks into a bar with a bandage around his right hand. He walks up to the bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my Paw..." -
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A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?" "No." A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg. "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the man says indignantly. "That's not my dog."
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The_Fool:
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A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was. The bartender replies that it is twenty dollars plus tip. The guy says, "I'll bet you my tab double or nothing that I can bite my eye." The bartender accepts the bet, and the guy pulls out his glass eye and bites it. He has a few more drinks and asks for his bill again. The bartender reports that his bill now is thirty dollars plus tip. He bets the bartender he can bite his other eye. The bartender accepts knowing the man can't possibly have two glass eyes. The guy then proceeds by taking out his false teeth and biting his other eye.
