The FLIRTING Thread!
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*A mysterious stranger walks into this bar* Hello bartender, I'd like an ice cold beer and a smokin' hot lady.
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"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see."
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Are you a parking ticket? because you have fine written all over you!
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Darth_McCartney:
herc:
Jenny isnt single
Neither am I. Your point is?
Flirting will exist til the day you die....it is harmless!
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Have a touch of my top...what's that!? Oh yeah its boyfriend material!
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Do you like raisins? No? Well how about a date then?
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hey you,do you want to shake that thing with me
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Ring home and tell your mum that you wont be coming home tonight!
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I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?
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wanna make babies? no point in messing about
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-do you have time? -yes it's 5 o clock -No i mean time for a cofee
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Your daddy must have been a hunter because you're a fox!
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i have something huge do you want to see it?
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herc:
i have something huge do you want to see it?
For god's sake
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I looked up sexy in the dictionary today and your name was listed
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herc:
i have something huge do you want to see it?
nose???
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Darth_McCartney:
herc:
i have something huge do you want to see it?
For god's sake
yes that would be your reaction when you see it i call him mr Bing Bong
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herc:
i have something huge do you want to see it?
Best pick-up-line ever. Right behind: I've lost my phone number. Can I have yours? -
Macsback:
herc:
i have something huge do you want to see it?
nose???
Ego???
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If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
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