Translation of: Intellectual Snob HaileyMcComet wrote: Intellectual Snob By whoever wrote it Copyright someone He reads all the papers he can get He watches films in English and French Though he's a Spaniard and he couldn't understand He improved day by day On Sundays he plays with his band Although bagpipes are not that popular He doesn't really care much about that As long as he enjoys his blows Intellectual snob, why don't you try To find a woman to fill your life Intellectual snob, why don't you try To find a woman to feel He studied some chemistry At his local university But he couldn't find a magic potion there To make him kiss her Sometimes he thinks he is [Pitt - maybe] And he tries to seduce his [Jolie] He won't really pay attention at the rest Though they may be the best Intellectual snob, why don't you try To find a woman to fill your life Intellectual snob, why don't you try To find a woman to feel Some girls will suddenly fall asleep Cause he won't fail playing at Trivial Pursuit Don't you need someone who loves someone who knows Or someone who knows it all I know that Victoria's Secret show Is a memory that still lingers on How can someone so concerned about his mind Can ignore her mind Intellectual snob, why don't you try To find a woman to fill your life Intellectual snob, why don't you try To find a woman to feel Thank you: Hailey