Exciting New peradventures of James Paul McCartney...
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omg that picture is so weird!!! whoa..
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AppleScruff121:
omg that picture is so weird!!! whoa..
Freaky, huh?! I was gonna start a Christmas epic going, but I need another day or two. A few more photos to get it all coherent. It will be neat, I think. Here's some cards I made last year... Paul and Heather in the WIndow Out on the lawn there arose such a clatter...was it Santa? Podgie (...or some monkey tripping over a trash barrel) Monkey
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This is it!!! The epic movie event you've all been waiting for!!! Get out the EggNog and Popcorn, pull up an iceblock, and lend an ear... It's time for...the movie to begin... Our movie opens in London...Soho...sometime in the 1840s. The Offices of McScrooge and Jacob Marley. Ring the buzzer, but don't expect to be let in. It's a Wonderful Christmastime eve...and McScrooge and his assistant are busy.... "Merry Christmas, Mr McScrooge!", says his assistant... [url=
Reply - Click Here [/url] "Get on with your work Mr. Crachix..." Podgie (I'm not sure what kind of work they are doing? Probably autograph signing Mr. McScrooges signature I suppose) Monkey -
Just then, McScrooge's nephew makes his way into the office... "Merry Christmas, boss...I mean Uncle...I want to be friends. Come join our family for Christmas Dinner", joyfully requests the Nephew. McScrooge says "NO WAY!"..."BAH, HUMBUG!" As McScrooges nephew leaves, he lets two Portly (okay, one Portly and one not so Portly) Gentlemen in...I'm not sure how they got past security, but I figure they slipped in when the door was open... "Kind sir, we are taking a collection for the poor unfortunates". McScrooge will have none of it, he scowls..."Are there no workhouses? Are there no Fan Asylums?" The solicitors just stutter and say, "Yeah". McScrooge says he won't give a cent. "Forget the poor unfortunate fans...raise the ticket prices...be gone with you..." Bob Crachix just silently laughs to himself (What are those two nuts thinking...surely they must know McScrooges reputation)...he is cold, he wants another coal for the fire. McScrooge won't let him have it. Podgie (Bah, Humbug!) Monkey
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podgie you are a legend in your own right! i love the christmas oh carol, it's just pure brilliance!
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That evening after a hard days night of work...McScrooge makes his way home... As he approaches his house (sorry no addresses can be mentioned on this site), he notices that the door knocker looks very bizarre... Gee...I am sure that looked just like my old partner Jacob Jackson, I mean Marley...he was shocked and stood for a while staring at the door knocker..."good thing I didn't knock, the nose might have fell off", he thought. As he was preparing for bed, he heard a strange sound...it had the beat of the song "Thriller" but with added chains rattling. Soon he saw it, it was quite startling! Man, it was a shocking sight... "Why, Jac...it is you!!! Man, I didn't know you were dead?!" "I'm not, just my career is", replied his former partner. "What's with all the chains", asked McScrooge. These are the chains I woave through my life, yours are pretty long yourself...but they ain't the kind you can see-a-ee-ee. Now I must carry these everywhere. I am doomed, and you can be also". "AHHHH!!! I don't believe you...you don't exist...you are just a piece of undigested salad!!!", cried McScrooge. Jacob Marley...just let out a very loud moan..."No I am real!...and your fate can be just like mine! The evils in life will some catch up to you". "What evils?" asked McScrooge. "Well, remember when I said I was gonna own your songs, and you didn't believe me? he he he....that was a good one wasn't it?!" McScrooge was mad but still in shock. "I am here to tell you that you will be visited by three more spirits...you must learn from them, before it is too late. The first will appear at the stroke of midnight!" McScrooge was aghast...Jacob Jackson disappeared out the window. Podgie (He might have stayed longer, but this wasn't the bedroom of a young boy) Monkey
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Podgie... this story scared me alittle.... all of that Jacko in there...
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HeyHeyJohnny:
Podgie... this story scared me alittle.... all of that Jacko in there...
Don't worry, he's gone now! Man, he is awfully scarey! Podgie (I should had one of those disclaimers at the beginning maybe) Monkey
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PodgeTheBear:
HeyHeyJohnny:
Podgie... this story scared me alittle.... all of that Jacko in there...
Don't worry, he's gone now! Man, he is awefully scarey! Podgie (I should had one of those disclaimers at the beginning maybe) Monkey
Yes you should *WARNING* This story may be inappropriate for young children... especially young boys.
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i love this story! dickens never, podgie forever!
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Ringo11:
i love this story! dickens never, podgie forever!
*Raises pint* To Podgie!
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HeyHeyJohnny:
Ringo11:
i love this story! dickens never, podgie forever!
*Raises pint* To Podgie!
*CLINK!* hear hear!! i can't wait to see what happens next
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Ringo11:
HeyHeyJohnny:
Ringo11:
i love this story! dickens never, podgie forever!
*Raises pint* To Podgie!
*CLINK!* hear hear!! i can't wait to see what happens next
Same here!*Would raise pint but she is driving home tonight.*
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Let's see where was I...oh yeah, Twelve midnight...just as Wacko said, the first of the three ghosts appears... It is the Ghost of Christmas Past. McScrooge is still frightened. [Yeah know, Dickens didn't say if this ghost was a man or a woman, he just said it was childlike. I've seen different versions of the story with men and women playing the part. Just thought I would mention that] The Ghost tells McScrooge "I Want To Hold Your Hand"...and when he does they go sailing out the windows...soon they are out in the street... "I know this place", says McScrooge. "This is where I grew up!" The spirit takes McScrooge into the Liverpool Institute...where there is a solitary child sitting at a desk. He appears to be writting songs. "Why, it's me...and I'm so much younger than today, why all my troubles seem so far away!" Just then, a girl comes running in. "Why, it's my stepsister, Fan!", thinks McScrooge. She is excited. "I'm here to bring you home, Father is so much kinder than he used to be" "She was your sister, and she had one child didn't she", said the spirit. "Yes, my nephew", replied McScrooge. She died a young woman. Next the spirit wisks McScrooge to another place...Macca recognises it instantly.."Why there's Old FizzyWilliams!" McScrooge can't believe it! Even though you still owe him a few pounds for some clothes (man, he always tells that story), he is as jolly as ever. Fizzy shuts down the store where the young McScrooge is working as an apprentice..and there is a great party, with dancing and food, and much merriment. "A small matter," said the Ghost, "to make these silly folks so full of gratitude!" At the sight, McScooge wishes he could say some words to his clerk Mr. Crachix at that moment. Then next minute, the ghost wisks McScrooge off to another place... Why, it's Belle. They were young and in love, until McScrooge was overcome with greed, and Belle left. Next thing you know, McScrooge is back home in bed again. Podgie (two more ghosts to come) Monkey
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This is the best version of a Christmas Carol I've ever ready.
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o m g! This is great! Although, I also have to admit the MJ stuff scared me too....he's such a weirdo.
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HeyHeyJohnny:
Ringo11:
i love this story! dickens never, podgie forever!
*Raises pint* To Podgie!
Wow!...and I only thought there was gonna be three spirits! I wish I had better writing though. Excuse any spelling errors, I keep going back and trying to fix them up. Man, I need a proofreader, or spell-checker. Podgie (We need to get a Fizzywig Party going on this forum) Monkey
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On with the story...lets see...oh yeah, McScrooge is back safe in bed, but he doesn't get a chance to sleep because "Ding!"...it's One O'clock and time for the second ghost to appear. You guys can relax, this next ghost isn't scarey at all...he's actually really neat.... In the next room, Scooge walks out to find, a room full of food and...The Ghost of Christmas Present... "Why, you aren't frightening at all", thinks McScrooge, even though he hides behind a chair. "...And So This Is Christmas", exclaims the ghost. The Ghost takes him to see Bob Crachix...he is with his son, Tiny Tim! Poor Tiny has a bad leg, but despite his troubles is a happy little fellow. Bob Crachix house is having its Christmas dinner, which is a small meal...all they could afford. Yet, everyone in the house is happy and joyous because it is Christmas. Mr. Crachix even raises a toast to Ebby McScrooge...which is not met with much response from his family...they continue having a nice Christmas Day together. McScrooge is puzzled and is touched by this. (I didn't make a picture of the Crachix having dinner...you'll just have to imagine it) The Ghost of Christmas Present also shows McScrooge another sight... Why, isn't that a monkey lying in the snow, and hey doesn't he have a VIP show pass around his neck? "Yes, it is Mr. Scrooge". This is Gijon Spain..that poor monkey has been lying on the ground since you threw all the Exclusive VIP tour package guests out of your Dress Rehearsal. They were promised admission to the Dress Rehearsal but where thrown out by you and your crew. "The poor monkey is out in the cold snow because of your actions". "Hmmm...at least he is making a neat snow monkey angel", thinks McScrooge. The Ghost of Christmas Present opens his robe to show two children... Ignorance and Want They are "Ignorance and Want". They are mankinds children, beware of them, but beware of Ignorance the most, for on his brow is see that written which is Doom, unless the writing be erased. The next thing you know, McScrooge is back in bed again. Podgie (One more spirit to go) Monkey
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Man, the next spirit..."I fear you most of all", says McScrooge. For he foretells things that are to be. He shows up right on time, I guess that would be two o'clock, aye?! Ebby is really scared. The ghost doesn't say a word, or show his face. He is taken to Bob Crachix house, everyone is sad...there you can see Tiny Tim's Ukelele, but no Tiny Tim... The next thing the ghost takes McScrooge to some shifty looking street people, they are talking about some old hoot that noone liked having passed away...he had such a bad attitude that noone like him, man, they stole his bed sheets (to cut up into one-inch squares to be sold on ebay), and his bed cloths...man, and a bunch of other stuff... Who was this man that they dispised? The ghost would not say. He lead McScrooge to a cemetary, where there was another clue for you all... Man, Ebeneezer was frightened and in shock! "Please give me a chance to fix things! To make things right! Oh, spirits!!!" He had learned his lesson. Podgie (no more ghosts!) Monkey
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Alright! Here's the great part! It was all over, was it a dream?! Ebeneezer was still alive, and it was now Christmas Day!!! Man, Ebby was so excited that he was still alive...and that he could make things right...he was dancing all around!!! Man, how cool is that?!!! Let's see, what should I do now he thought!!! He threw open the window. There was a small boy out side..."Hey Boy!", yelled McScrooge. "Ooo-me?!", the boy looked puzzled. "A smart boy, a delightful boy, of course you....you know the Turk...I mean...hmmm, Giant Squash...in the store window on the next street over?!", said Ebby. "You mean the one that is almost as big as me?!", the boy replied with a very surprised look. "Yes, run down and purchase it for me, I will pay you generously for your service", said McScrooge. With the money that was thrown out the window the boy was off and came back with the Giant Squash. McScrooge pushed it down to Bob Crachix house so they could have a very Merry Christmas! Actually, he got tired of pushing it and paid someone to do it. Instead, he was so excited he was dancing all over the place! When he got to The Crachix they couldn't believe it! Scrooge dropped in and told them to have a very Merry Christmas, and he could have the week off...and Tiny Tim would be taken care of. Everyone in the Crachix Family was happy!!! Why McScrooge even held up Tiny Tim, so he could say "God Bless Us, Everyone!" It was the Bestist Christmas Ever!!! Scrooge went to his Nephew's house, and had Dinner with his family. They were so surprised to see him, and his great spirits! They even cheered him with a toast! Man, what a Christmas Story! Podgie (Merry Christmas, Everyone!) Monkey