Post Anything You Want Thread!
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no, but if that was a prize i would make posts filled with not even words and make really pointless threads and be on this board even more then i am.
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PaulFan MA:
nicole:
PaulFan MA:
I'm Getting Closer
To what?
I don't know, that's what it says above my avatar..... does anyone know if there actually is a limit of posts you can make... or an ultimate goal you can achieve?? That would be awesome... what if there's a prize to meet paulie or something?
Sorry, I did not even notice that. I guess when you get 1000 posts, you get a new title. I will be in the audience for quite awhile still.
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Just a cute little joke someone sent me: A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am. The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the line is backing up, putting the entire plant behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides that he should see this for himself so the two men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Elmos all over the floor and they are beginning to pile up and at the end of the line stands the new employee. She has a roll of red plush fabric and a big bag of marbles. The men watch in amazement as she cutsa little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to sew the little package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give each Elmo two test tickles."
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LMAO!!!!! that's hillareous!
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ha ha ha! im liking that joke! Ok I have a joke... Whats 40 foot long and smells of urine? .........The Conga line in an Old Peoples Home! lol
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hahahahahahaha
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nicole:
Just a cute little joke someone sent me: A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am. The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the line is backing up, putting the entire plant behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides that he should see this for himself so the two men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Elmos all over the floor and they are beginning to pile up and at the end of the line stands the new employee. She has a roll of red plush fabric and a big bag of marbles. The men watch in amazement as she cutsa little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to sew the little package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give each Elmo two test tickles."
PPFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!! That's GREAT!!!
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That was hilarious.
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I love people.
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"My god that music! I've never heard such language!"- Colleens mom (lol the song said f*ck, ONCE) "It makes me nervous!!"- Ambers mom (talking about a rock radio station lol)
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it sure relieves my anxiety about the next mod... this is sooo stressful because I don't know who theyre gonna pick!
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"I wuv Jordan"- Alex Oh my.
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ahh how sweet
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Undun:
ahh how sweet
Yes, if she wasn't such a bitch lol.
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lol! If I needed someone to love, You're the one that I'd be thinking of, If I needed someone, If I had some more time to spend, Then I guess I'd be with you, my friend, If I needed someone..... That George is one amazing musician!
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whoa! 60 posts a day??? that's a new record for me!
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I'm listening to 'Stay' for like the billion millionth time!!!
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"Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great." Mark Twain
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I'm tired...
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"The Beach Boys are like good sex"- Me LOL "Although, I don't know what good sex is like. But I hear it's quite good!"- Me