Post Anything You Want Thread!
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nicole:
Good to see your thread busy again Matthew, studid jokes and all
Studid?
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Matthew_Montoya:
nicole:
Good to see your thread busy again Matthew, studid jokes and all
Studid?
i think she was reffering to me lol
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It takes a stupid person to spell stupid wrong ops: I wasn't really referring to anyone Anna, just glad to see the thread busy again
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GOD CREATED CHILDREN (AND IN THE PROCESS GRANDCHILDREN) To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students...here is something to make you chuckle. Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said was "DON'T!" Keep Scrolling "Don't what?" Adam replied. "Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said. Keep Scrolling "Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit!!!!!" "No Way!" Keep scrolling "Yes way!" "Do NOT eat the fruit!" said God. "Why" "Because I am your Father and I said so!" God replied, wondering why He hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants. A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and He was ticked! "Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?" God asked. "Uh huh," Adam replied. "Then why did you?" said the Father. "I don't know," said Eve. "She started it!" Adam said "Did not!" "Did too!" "DID NOT!" Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own. Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed. BUT THERE IS REASSURANCE IN THE STORY! If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself. If God had trouble raising children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you? THINGS TO THINK ABOUT! 1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up. 2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children. 3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young. 4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. 5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own. 6. We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in. ADVICE FOR THE DAY: Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home one day. AND FINALLY: IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION AND YOU GET A HEADACHE, DO WHAT IT SAYS ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE: "TAKE TWO ASPIRIN" AND "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"!!!!!
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Anna, I loved those jokes. Why the fuck is it that despite me being exhausted, I could hardy sleep last night?
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Sooooo tired.
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Svenn:
Siri:
Svenn:
Per Joar Hansen, nå er det på tide at du trekker deg. Nå har vi hatt den svakeste seriestarten siden 1991, det er helt uholdbart. Trekk deg nå før det er for sent. .
Heheeeee! Gi nå mannen en sjanse! Tror RBK trenger stabilitet jeg.....men tok faktisk meg selv i å le da jeg så resultatet av kampen i går da! Hadde vært innmari komisk om de hadde rykka ned. Skal vi først misse gullet så gjør det med stiiiiil!
Ja, det er jo synd på mannen. I Rosenborg er det jo krise bare man taper et par kamper. Vi er jo skikkelig bortskjemte. Håper bare at vi får kjøpt fri Trond Sollied fra kontrakten. Hvis ikke vi får han er det vel like greit at Perry fortsetter. Jeg hører at dere der oppe i Trondheim buet ut RBK i 17. mai-toget, fy så slemme der er. Nei, dere må støtte laget både i medgang og motgang. Skal tilbake til min hjemby når vi spiller mot Bodø/Glimt, da vinner vi i hvert fall, Glimt slår vi jo hver gang.
Må få understreke det; den buinga var ikke jeg med på! Skjemmes over de idiotene som er så bortskjemte at de klikker hver gang RBK ikke vinner! Dårlige supportere.... Jepp, håper de slår Bodø/Glimt, kanskje på tide å vinne en kamp nå!
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Been listening to music solidly over 13 hours!!
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glass_0ni0n:
Been listening to music solidly over 13 hours!!
Sounds like me, Lauren.
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Kristina in the sky:
glass_0ni0n:
Been listening to music solidly over 13 hours!!
Sounds like me, Lauren.
Very cool; the whole Beatles back catalogue, lots of Paul, some Jimi Hendrix, Elvis Costello, Catatonia and Christina Aguilera....
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Gee, even Christina What I've been listening all these hours are Beatles, Paul, some John and George, Stones, Scissor sisters, Bob Dylan and Muse..
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It's FREAKIN' 103 right now here in Dallas and it sucks!
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i hate hawt days.screw the summer comming towards us.
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I'm gonna listen to Muse and Oasis now.
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I ran a mile!!!!
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I did 2 miles this morning.
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ogoble:
I did 2 miles this morning.
Well I'm just starting out. How long have you been running?
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Hell, you're all amateurs.....I do 3 to 5 miles a day! Good for you Jordan....keep it up!
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JennyLP:
Hell, you're all amateurs.....I do 3 to 5 miles a day! Good for you Jordan....keep it up!
LOL well I will be running atleast 3 miles by the end of the summer!!! I am so excited!!!! Maybe someday we can go running together, that would be amazing! How are you? Omg it's great to see you on here.
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McCartneyAngel:
JennyLP:
Hell, you're all amateurs.....I do 3 to 5 miles a day! Good for you Jordan....keep it up!
LOL well I will be running atleast 3 miles by the end of the summer!!! I am so excited!!!! Maybe someday we can go running together, that would be amazing! How are you? Omg it's great to see you on here.
Of course you will, it is good to start out slow and when you are doing 1 mile with ease, go to 1.5 miles etc. Before you know it, you will be doing 3 miles. I'll run with you anytime!! It is great to see you also, I am doing good. I just got a brand new car as an early birthday gift!