Post Anything You Want Thread!
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Nice to see this thread back up and running.
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Beatman:
Old Brown Shoe:
Thanks Thomas BTW its great to see you !!!
Same here, I still try to pop in now and then., and great picture of Barnabas Collins.
Thanks!
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So....what is everyone having for dinner tonight?
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glass_0ni0n:
So....what is everyone having for dinner tonight?
Im not sure yet, what about you?
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Peppered Steak . . . mmmm, yummy. I got my catalog from Columbia College in Chicago today FINALLY! I'm very happy. My art teacher thinks my photographs should be in the school art show. I'm very happy about that, too. It's only the second week of school and the art show isn't until spring. That says something, well to me it does. So yeah I'me rather happy.
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Pepper steak, sound yummy
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I just posting this to waste time and space. I'm bored. And a bit annoyed. So there.
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We made sloppy joe's made with Danny's Baldheaded bar-b-que sauce from Tennessee. It's one of our favorite sauces and it makes the best sloppy joe's! ((Lauren)), you have to lick the sauce since you don't eat meat.
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QueenBee:
We made sloppy joe's made with Danny's Baldheaded bar-b-que sauce from Tennessee. It's one of our favorite sauces and it makes the best sloppy joe's! ((Lauren)), you have to lick the sauce since you don't eat meat.
Damn you, you made me think REALLY REALLY dirty thoughts!!
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QueenBee:
((Lauren)), you have to lick the sauce since you don't eat meat.
I think eating meat is her problem.
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jessiemillano:
Mga ulol na prof, you owe me 700,000 pesos. ma-impeach na sana kayo para swertehin nako at para maipalamon ko rin sa inyo yung mga usok at alikabok na kinain ko para lang makaattend sa sa mga comedy show nyo, minsan no show pa nga! Muntik pakong masaksak noon dahil maagang akong umuwi kase absent kang hindot ka. Kung pumasok ka, wala sanang trouble. gago!
Have a point, Jessie!
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Old Brown Shoe:
If bricklayers can lay bricks
Well, they could be shitting bricks, instead.
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Customer: I'm trying to connect to the Internet with your CD, but it just doesn't work. What am I doing wrong? Tech support: OK, you've got the CD in the CD drive, right? Customer: Yeah.... Tech support: And what sort of computer are you using? Customer: Computer? Oh no, I haven't got a computer. It's in the CD player and all I get is weird noises. Listen..... Tech support: Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!! =============== Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white one... =============== Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing the button? Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck. Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note. Customer: No .. wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry.... =============== Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on the left of the screen. Customer: Your left or my left? =============== Tech support: Good day. How may I help you? Male customer: Hello... I can't print. Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and... Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates, damn it! =============== Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it... =============== Customer: I have problems printing in red... Tech support: Do you have a color printer? Customer: Aaaah....................thank you. =============== Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am? Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket. =============== Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore. Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer? Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer. Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back. Customer: OK Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you? Customer: Yes Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard? Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work =============== Tech support: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7. Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters? =============== Customer: I can't get on the Internet. Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password? Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was? Customer: Five stars. =============== Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use? Customer: Netscape. Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program. Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer. =============== Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears. =============== Tech support: How may I help you? Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail. Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem? Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it? =============== A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. Tech support: Are you running it under windows? Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine." =============== And last but not least:.... Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager." Customer: I don't have a P. Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob. Customer: What do you mean? Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob. Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!
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Those are all the people that are too stupid to own a computer, along with this one: "Ridge Hall computer assistance; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." "What sort of trouble?" "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away." "Went away?" "They disappeared." "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?" "Nothing." "Nothing?" "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type." "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?" "How do I tell?" "Can you see the prompt on the screen?" "What's a sea-prompt?" "Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?" "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type." "Does your monitor have a power indicator?" "What's a monitor? "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?" "I don't know." "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?" "Yes, I think so." "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall." "Yes, it is." "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?" "No." "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable." "Okay, here it is." "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer." "I can't reach." "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?" "No." "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?" "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark." "Dark?" "Yes -the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window." "Well, turn on the office light then." "I can't." "No? Why not?" "Because there's a power failure." "A power... A power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?" "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet." "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from." "Really? Is it that bad?" "Yes, I'm afraid it is." "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?" "Tell them you're too freaking stupid to own a computer."
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Thanks for these, Matthew!!
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It's Friday
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Thanks Matthew -- those are good for a few (actually I laughed slightly inside -- but I do not see an Emoticon that shows laughing slightly inside)
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Beatman:
It's Friday
Indeed!!
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The_Fool:
Thanks Matthew -- those are good for a few (actually I laughed slightly inside -- but I do not see an Emoticon that shows laughing slightly inside)
Glad you enjoyed them!
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