Post Anything You Want Thread!
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"We All Wanna' See The Plan" ~ //oo\\ " Every Day It's A Getting Closer...Going Faster Than A Roller Coaster " ~ Buddy Holly " The Devil Lost A Major Battle When The Human Race Began To Think...And Was Doomed When We Began To Think About Our Feelings! ~ ???
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The_Fool:
Woah..... I just looked at the calendar - and my days are numbered
LOL!
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The_Fool:
Woah..... I just looked at the calendar - and my days are numbered
Hey... I just looked at my watch... as it watched me look at it.
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i_am_hymn:
The_Fool:
Woah..... I just looked at the calendar - and my days are numbered
Hey... I just looked at my watch... as it watched me look at it.
It seems that I read about this stuff all the time.
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I'm so glad there are silly people here. Being serious all the time is a huge bore. Sometimes a good laugh can really help a person out. thank you silly people!
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This will help! A Christmas Story for people having a bad day: When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered. Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?' And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
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HA HA HA!!!!
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isn't he cold? Oh wait! It's David! See David, you don't look so bad naked after all! LOL!
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Lubiana .....Ooooo!!..... , how dare you cast aspersions in my vicinity.........that's not me, how do I know?.......coz I'm no angel..... I'm surprised at the women on this site, they are all obsessed with the naked male form. You're obviously not against naked men, well not as often as you'd like...... Hasn't he got big boots? You know what they say about men with big boots.......BIG cobblers bills....... Personally I think it's Gorgeous George Michael down Hampstead Heath. I'll let you guess what the white stuff is and what he's doing on the heath naked.......I wonder if that's the men's toilets.......
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i_am_hymn:
The_Fool:
Woah..... I just looked at the calendar - and my days are numbered
Hey... I just looked at my watch... as it watched me look at it.
Ahhhhhh.....((Hymn)), great to see ya!
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We have a few videos of him & tonz & tonz of photos!
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GYPSYGIRL:
We have a few videos of him & tonz & tonz of photos!
Oh of your child! I thought you meant David for a moment.
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Photos?.......there might be some photos but videos not unless they've been hiding in the wardrobe with a cine camera..... It won't be Pammy and Tommy anyway.......
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I hate having a cold. I've been snotting and sneezing all day and someones poured a whole container of pepper down my nose......achooo!.......I feel like **it!........
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Awwwww, poor baby! *hands David a million and 5 tissues*
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Over in "WHAT'S THAT YOU'RE DOING?" The_Fool:
Hey Chuffed!! You say its your Birthday .... its my birthday too - you say its your Birthday ... Happy Birthday to you
In lieu of starting a new thread, a shout out to an old boardie... Happy Birthday Chuffed!
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Lubiana I am sitting here alone once again typing this with a tissue stuffed in my right nostril to try and stop the snot from cascading all over the keyboard. I am sweating like a pig in a sauna and want chocolate but can't be bothered to go and get some from the shop two miles away. I have man flu according to 'er indoors......in other words the same as woman flu except they get on with it and aren't complete soppy's about it whereas I want some sympathy.... ......chance?.....nil. Any more tissues?........this one is sodden.
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I want to win this election!!!
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SillyLoveSongs: