Post Anything You Want Thread!
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blondie10:
Matthew_Montoya:
blondie10:
Matthew_Montoya:
blondie10:
My fantasies????? You WISH!!!!
Yeah, right. How quickly you forget... It was on a mid-afternoon, in late July. The sun was out and there was a subtle breeze. I sat on my chair, sitting in my office as I was eating my grilled cheese sandwich, bowl of strawberries and a custom made shake. Then there was this old "blonde" woman who graced my presence on the internet. She worked at a golf company, in South Florida, near retiring and calling it a career and going into the retirement home. She had a son, who she loved so much, she gave him her job. Anyways, as I talked to this elderly woman, she started flirting with me. At first I wondered if it was just the Geritol talking, but it wasn't. Once her husband called me and told me it was her MPD acting up again, it all made sense. After all, why would any woman go for me? So, after this deep and moving conversation we were having in public, she wanted to take it a step further and wanted to... let's say make it private. So she wanted me to Yahoo! with her. Being the shy person I am, I refused. I had been stood up for those appointments so many times in the past, I couldn't handle the heartache again that came with it. So then she convinced me that everything was going to be alright and that she'd be very gentle and slow with me. Once I found out being gentle and slow was all she could be with me, due to the severe arthritis, I graciously logged on. And then I contact her and she then says, "Hey, Chatty Matty. I've been waiting for you, you sexy hunk!" Then I said "Hey, Birth Canal Val. So, what is this all for?" I mean, I couldn't believe it. Someone actually appeared online! It was a fantasy come true! Finally, after all these years! But then something happened. She didn't respond. I buzzed her. Thankfully, it didn't set off a stroke, but she still didn't respond. I started worrying. And then... and then... That is all for today. Tune in tomorrow to see what happens on the next episode of: "The Continuing Story Of Arthritis And The Yahoo! Man" (Organ music sets in)
ROTFLMFAO...................... HOLY SHIT....I am Speechless!!! YOU are such an ASSHOLE....I gotta love ya!!!! Tooo funny!!!
Yeah, you should have named ME the board's smartass on that quiz. Now, why are you off today?
Hmmmmmm.........you ARE a LURKER!!! Why am I off today??? I make my OWN hours ...YEP....
So, now I'm an asshole and a lurker? Do you? I figured so, considering you complain about your hours EVERYDAY!
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I am tired.
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"How's the weather, whether or not we're together. Together we'll see it much better. I love you, I love you forever. You know where I can be found..." Love this song.
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Im HUNGRY!!!!!!
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5:10 A.M. I'm out of here. Be back later. Goodnight!
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Matthew_Montoya:
5:10 A.M. I'm out of here. Be back later. Goodnight!
YOU WE'RE HERE????
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I finally got an avatar and NoOne noticed
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Old Brown Shoe:
I finally got an avatar and NoOne noticed
I noticed. I didn't know you wanted anyone to say anything.
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vidgamerjon:
Old Brown Shoe:
I finally got an avatar and NoOne noticed
I noticed. I didn't know you wanted anyone to say anything.
Thanks ((((JON))).Now its worth having it!
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Matthew_Montoya:
JennyLP:
I caught it and corrected it....don't forget, my brain is on summer vacation!
Makes no difference. 1-0. So, how are you doing today, Jennifer?
I know it is a different day, but I am doing very well....thanks SSB!
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4TH day Smoke free and I want a cigarette soooooooooooooo bad!
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Don't give up.
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UntilAfter5Yrs:
Don't give up.
Im trying not to do that.My Wife says I spend 2 much time dwelling on how long Ive smoked and she says thats hindering me quitting.I want to quit cause its nasty and I dont want to smell like an ashtray anymore!
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Well, we're all here to support you. I helped my mum quit.
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It's weird because i used to smoke but everytime i had one i never needed it 30 mins later like most people who smoke And i could quit anytime and not crave it
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UntilAfter5Yrs:
Well, we're all here to support you. I helped my mum quit.
Thanks!
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Nick2004:
It's weird because i used to smoke but everytime i had one i never needed it 30 mins later like most people who smoke And i could quit anytime and not crave it
Hi (((Nick)))) Before I started to quit I was a 3 pack a day man but I got myself down to 7 a day before I went cold turkey.
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Old Brown Shoe:
Nick2004:
It's weird because i used to smoke but everytime i had one i never needed it 30 mins later like most people who smoke And i could quit anytime and not crave it
Hi (((Nick)))) Before I started to quit I was a 3 pack a day man but I got myself down to 7 a day before I went cold turkey.
How did you do that?
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Nick2004:
Old Brown Shoe:
Nick2004:
It's weird because i used to smoke but everytime i had one i never needed it 30 mins later like most people who smoke And i could quit anytime and not crave it
Hi (((Nick)))) Before I started to quit I was a 3 pack a day man but I got myself down to 7 a day before I went cold turkey.
How did you do that?
I tried to keep myself busy and only smoke when I couldn't wait anymore.Now my problem is I want to eat as a substitute and Im on a diet so is i start eating to kill my cigarette cravings I'll gain the weight back ive lost over the last month!
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Old Brown Shoe:
Nick2004:
Old Brown Shoe:
Nick2004:
It's weird because i used to smoke but everytime i had one i never needed it 30 mins later like most people who smoke And i could quit anytime and not crave it
Hi (((Nick)))) Before I started to quit I was a 3 pack a day man but I got myself down to 7 a day before I went cold turkey.
How did you do that?
I tried to keep myself busy and only smoke when I couldn't wait anymore.Now my problem is I want to eat as a substitute and Im on a diet so is i start eating to kill my cigarette cravings I'll gain the weight back ive lost over the last month!
There are many ways to deal with the weight Charles