The Because Thread
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Because...Doos Members all played by Stevie Riks: Don Lemmon Saul McHardley Jorge Harikrishna Ca Ching (no autographs) Barr New Doos CD now being sold on WeBait! Jojo Nosgoes Reports: If you?re expecting to wait until October to get your new CD of the Doos, you could be sorely disappointed. Sources say that the CD, ?Live From the Parlour-Homemade Videos? has already shown up online on WeBait. It is speculated that insiders have obtained these copies and are now attempting to hawk millions of pounds, preying on fans of the Doos and Stevie Riks. ?I?ve found at least five of these CDs on WeBait,? one ardent fan complains. ?They are being auctioned and now are up to around £400!? Several attempts have been made to reach Stevie Riks about this CD, but so far the story has gone unsubstantiated. The only comment made, was found on his Boob Tube site, that the CD was expected to be released October 2009. ?No more newspapers,? Ca Ching pleads fans ?It?s not fair I?m treated this way,? complains Ca Ching. Belinda Debunk Reports: Many fans were found waiting for one of the elusive hard-to-find Doos, Ca Ching (no autographs) Barr last week, outside of a local Music store in London, England. The new Doos CD that is expected to come out in October has fans everywhere in excited anticipation. Some worry that many awaiting in long lines already forming may actually be planning to make money off the CD?s by selling them on WeBait for extravagant amounts of money. But when unsubstantiated reports came out from Doos Watch Daily, many fans became angry and were reported to be throwing newspapers at Ca Ching?s house, causing damage to his flowers and windows. ?The CD will be out as originally scheduled,? says Doos manager, Spermstein, according to the Radically Read magazine. But Doos Watch Daily argues, ?We?ve checked all our sources, including, Daily Rumor, and The London Gossip. We?re sure about our story.? Unverifiable reports say that Ca Ching asked fans ?With love and peace, no more newspaper throwing at my house,? when he appeared before the fans in front of the Music store. Ca Ching argued that he did not have the time to fix the windows or throw away the increasing trash growing around his house from all the newspapers. Freddie Mercury, long time friend of the Doos, unverifiably gave a statement to the DoosNoos, that [?All of this is Hugh Tube?s fault. He?s been trying to destroy Stevie Riks for months ever since Hugh started taking the new drug LMNOP (Lotta Mixed Nothing Opium Pot). Since Stevie is an important member in producing the Doos, this is Hugh?s sick way of doing it. I?m going to get to the bottom of this.?] According to the Doos Watch Daily, rumor has it that a new Doos CD is already on sale on WeBait, but attempts to verify the story, have remained anonymous. Drug Bust! Doos get caught! Lotta Nada Reports: LMNOP drug bust finds Don Lemmon with hints of the substance in his pocket! According to unknown sources, Don Lemmon, one of the members of the fantastic Doos has been arrested Friday with charges of transporting LMNOP (Lotta Mixed Nothing Opium Pot) across State lines during a routine customs check. Several hints of this caustic substance have been found on his person inside his jacket pockets, according to the source. But comments obtained from Freddie Mercury deny these charges. ?It?s all nonsense,? states Freddie. ?These are trumped up charges just to make the Doos look bad. There was nothing in his pockets except a couple of packets of sugar.? But some fans, including long time baby sitter, Jenna Long, disagree. Jenna Long, baby sitter. Picture distorted to protect sitter?s image ?His house was always so dirty when I went to baby sit for Joko and Don,? argues Jenna. ?And then he started telling me he was the Dahlia Lama. I would not be surprised if he was on this substance.? So far, only ?Mum?s the word,? was obtained after several attempts to get verification from the Doos? manager. ?We?re bigger than Moses!? Don Lemmon?s gaff gets Doos banned from Israel concert! Don regrets his hasty words Amy Seeya Reports: Over 200,000 tickets had already been sold, in anticipation of a long awaited Doos concert in Jerusalem, Israel. But recent gaff ill spoken by Don Lemmon has gotten both Jewish and Muslim groups angry at them, leading to a recent ban from Israel. ?We?re bigger than Moses,? Don spoke suddenly while basking in the overwhelming support by fans that even compete against the numbers supporting the Beatles. Now Don is penitent as he explains, ?I didn?t mean we were like, you know, more religious or anything. Just that there are more people following us than Moses had. I?m sorry that I said it the way I did. I?m not sorry I believed it, but I?m sorry it came out that way.? ?They?re still very young,? says one Jewish Rabbi. ?They don?t know yet how to handle the different cultures. You can?t just blurt out something like that and not face consequences. It gets people?s blood boiling.? And boiling it is indeed, as several former Jewish fans were placing plaster tombstones up with ?RIP DOOS? written on them in protest. Mr. Spermstein must be very disappointed by this recent blow.
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Because...I want to know where Ms. Beckie is coming up with all of this... Because...I'm not sure what to reply with it as, Because I'm hungry, I shall posty posty then go find some food. Because it's already noon and I've been up 3 hours. Working on a book report. Grrr. -posty posty-
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because I woke up late, I'm still a bit sleepy
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Because I had a full 8 hours of sleep, insomnia makes me drowsy. -snoozes-
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because Saturday's just remind me of that one Saturday in April... how I miss that Saturday....
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xxlovemccartneyxx:
because Saturday's just remind me of that one Saturday in April... how I miss that Saturday....
Because I'm curious to what xxlovemccartneyxx is talking about... Because my ear is all fuzzy-like, I'll play my violin. Because...I don't want to play violin, I shall play guitar instead, Because I haven't played guitar in a very long time. (a few weeks, I think)
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because that was the day I left to see Paul because I have no idea if I should go chronological order or just pick and choose out of the random
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Because that sounds like lots of fun! Because...I'm painting pictures with watercolors, I have to go for now.
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Because, Ms. Beckie grew up without a tv. ...Ms Beckie's Daddy used to tell wild crazy stories and the craziness is genetic ...Ms Beckie's Daddy also used to make up songs that were crazy and catchy, and the craziness is genetic ...MsBeckie likes to write about things that are real, but distort them to make up a story: Called Telling truth with lies! ...MsBeckie is big fan of Stevie Riks and has been undercover writing magazine of Paparazzi stories about his Doos for him. They are based on real stories, but twisted. Hee hee hee heeeee! Crossover Genius, stay away from the Oysters! Oyster sales crash at restaurants! Merchants blame the Doos Belinda Debunk Reports: Bad news hits the cash receipts of local restaurateurs as sales go down in oyster dishes. This is, according to Radically Read, due to the Doos recent video, ?The Walrus and the Carpenter.?
?Since people saw the Doos singing that the oysters were all bad? say local restaurateurs, ?they refuse to buy any oysters. They won?t even buy any oyster soup!? ?People are afraid they will get sick and die,? says Dr. Colon, a notable etiologist. One of the clientele of the ?Joe?s Seafood Hovel? complains, ?It?s hard to have a good seafood meal if all you can buy is saltine crackers. But what am I supposed to eat with them? I?m not even sure clam chowder is safe anymore. You know, with all this stuff about Biphenyl A and mercury being in the seafood, maybe that?s what was poisoning the Doos.? Even grocery stores are complaining about the poor sales. ?We?ve stocked the usual amount of oysters, and oyster stews, and now we?ve had to throw all the fresh oysters away. No one wants them,? Jay Clerk, manager of the ?Come & Get It? supermarket told the Radically Read news reporter. Luckily, for those who normally use oysters for the benefit of increasing their libido, zinc, a mineral known to enhance that occurrence is also in seeds and nuts. The oysters, on the other hand, may just have found a new benefit to increase their life span. Dispute over song ?Another Day? brings McHardley to court with loo paper roll Rafael Lamao Reports: Recent disputes over who wrote the song, ?Another Day? lead to an all out war in the court room, according to the Liberal Leanme Magazine. Saul McHardley, one of the fantastic four members of the group, the Doos, attended court Monday bringing with him a roll of loo paper. The roll had writing on it of the song, ?Another Day? that McHardley claimed he had written while spending some time on the loo. ?It?s where I often feel inspired,? says McHardley to the reporters waiting outside after the hearing. The singing group, Moldovs, had argued that McHardley had stolen the song from them while attending a party in New York City during New Year?s Day celebrations last year. ?We was like coming up with some really good stuff, you know,? says Mo Davis, lead singer of the Moldovs. ?And Saul, well he was just eavesdropping on us and I think he committed plagiarism on us.? The Moldovs brought in hand written score paper with similar words, but at the end of the day, it was McHardley that came out the winner. ?The song was just too much like a Doo song,? says Ima Shyster, McHardley?s lawyer. ?Plus the loo paper was obviously much older than their score, which was poorly written by the way.? The fans of the Doos may well be hearing another hit soon, if this song is recorded. -
Well. Because that was...interesting to say the least, I shan't question it anymore. ...I love that poem...
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Because, I don't play the guitar, I play the VIOLA! "The Alto of the Symphony" Because I haven't played viola much since I left the band, now I majorly s*x at it presently. Darn! : Not much better at the clarinet right now either, seems a bird flew up in it everytime I play it again, so I got to get used to it again. SQEEEEEEK! Maybe I could just sell it on WeBait? Ca Ching responds to claims that he can?t dance. Teaches youth Amy Seeya Reports: The long time fan of Saul McHardley?s claim, ?He dances like an embarrassing dad at the disco?,? has reached the ears of the fantastic Doos sensational drummer. The words rang like a ghastly burning taste of bad oysters in Ca Ching?s stomach. But not to be undone by recent malevolent claims, Ca Ching soon proved his true prowess with local youth, recently, according to unheard of sources. Determined Ca Ching shows what he?s really got to local students (pic on magazine but not shown here) Youthful fan of Doos drummer Ca Ching, Danman demonstrates the ?Start the lawnmower? dance (pic on magazine but not shown here) ?Not true,? says several youthful fans of the legendary rocker. ?He came over to the dorms of our university and taught us a couple dance moves. They?re bashin!? ?He?s such a groovy trend setter,? says one young fawning female, watching with wistful eyes as the rocker demonstrates his prowess with the dance moves. Another favorite hit demonstrated by fan, ?Ride the bike? dance (pic on magazine but not shown here) Before the session ended, Ca Ching showed the youth a secret new peace sign which now is becoming a hit amongst the teenagers and young adults across the U.S.A. ?It means peace, respect, and all right, all in one,? says Danman Hecan, one of Ca Ching?s ecstatic students while demonstrating the new peace sign. (pic on magazine but not shown here; Is thumb and first two fingers out in movement of a salute)
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Because I love violas, MsBeckie is my new-favorite person! Because I play violin, guitar and piano I really need to practice if I'm even gonna dream about playing cello. (that's so neat! Yay stringed instruments! Huzzah!)
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Because I want to play the violin again, I want to sign up for chamber orchestra next year...or will I be bogged back down to beginning? ._.
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-gasp- You play violin? What kind do you have? I have a Hermann Beyer copy of the Antonius Stradivarius. I rent from Milano's Music. I've been working on getting my own for years. But I, like, *learned* on that violin; there ain't no way they're taking it back and giving me a different one. I have a viola bow, though. They're heavier and longer than violin bows. But, to make up for it, my violin is actually smaller than most, even though it's a full side, so it has a different and unique sound. I lovest my violin dearly.
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Well, I've rented one from the school for the past...-counts with fingers- five years, and I haven't actually been able to get my own. Turns out, this year's schedule conflicted with taking strings, so I can't take it this year. Because I can't take strings at my school anymore, I'm very sad.
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because I would like to get the pictures developed tomorrow
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Because I'm having virtual warfare with my laptop, typing on it isn't wise 'cos it is now trying to eat my fingers. Because the screen won't stay up. -slams laptop open- Because...I've been playing Beatles Rock Band for the last 3 hours, my eyes are crossed, I'm pretty sure I've developed carpal tunnel, and it's taken me a long time to posty here.
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because it is nice to sleep in
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Because it's nice not to have freakish dreams, I don't think I'll ever sleep again. (not as bad as the last one, though. I don't think they could get much worse) Because...I'm tired I "forgot" about breakfast and got right on here...again. Because, I'll be here all day, that's kewl.
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because we decided to go at 1:00