Walliebaby's Random Ramblings
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I once saw a small rock and flipped it the bird
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Cows are only real cows if they can lick their own udders
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Darth_McCartney:
Repressed alpacas
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fish paste on my face
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I once stepped on a pastry cos it stole my dreams
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I saw a horse once. I asked it, "Hey, why the long face?"
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Hosenbugler is trouser press in German
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I once saw a duck and it threw nuts at me
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babies in leisure suits
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minstrels with synthesizers
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I dropped a pencil on a cat once and the cat laughed so hard that all the people in Taiwan went "AAAIII!!!"
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Vagina recliner
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A wardrobe with an attitude problem
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Philosophical slippers
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Creepy sticklebacks
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kittens in mittens
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I swore at my shadow once but it made no difference
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puppies on water skis
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I once saw a deer in starbucks
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I like to stand in crowded places and shout at trams