Walliebaby's Random Ramblings

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I once saw a small rock and flipped it the bird

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Cows are only real cows if they can lick their own udders

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Repressed alpacas

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fish paste on my face

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I once stepped on a pastry cos it stole my dreams

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I saw a horse once. I asked it, "Hey, why the long face?"

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Hosenbugler is trouser press in German

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I once saw a duck and it threw nuts at me

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babies in leisure suits

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minstrels with synthesizers

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I dropped a pencil on a cat once and the cat laughed so hard that all the people in Taiwan went "AAAIII!!!"

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Vagina recliner

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A wardrobe with an attitude problem

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Philosophical slippers

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Creepy sticklebacks

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kittens in mittens

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I swore at my shadow once but it made no difference

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puppies on water skis

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I once saw a deer in starbucks

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I like to stand in crowded places and shout at trams