Walliebaby's Random Ramblings
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Clouds p*ss me off
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I once met a fence that knew my grandad
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frogs riding on dogs
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Rainy days make me sad, then glad. Then sad again.
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I once complimented a bengal tiger on it's table manners
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I wish I was a rock star. Then I could sleep until noon and people would wonder why I was waking up so early.
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90 degree angles sexually confuse me
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I once used a green felt tip to label every part of Steve Carells body
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I once made curry from odds and ends, my own positive thoughts and the tears of a child. It tasted like chicken.
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Apparently heavily petting old people in public is considered illegal in many parts of France
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I once saw a fish finger that was as big as a car
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You can work a swan into a a frenzy by repeatedly shouting your lottery numbers at it
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Geese like to talk behind my back
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I once went to space but sadly forgot my chalk board
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Drawing pictures of ice cream on Billy Joel is addictive
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Apparently the plural of mongoose isn't mongs
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If you download pictures of elbows you're considered cool
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If it's got nipples you can milk it
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I was once in a relationship with the moon
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I once bet £3 on a racing pigeon called Toby