Walliebaby's Random Ramblings
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A really cool trick for getting out stains from a white shirt: pickle juice.
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Alcohol makes work more bearable.
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My laundry refuses to fold itself.
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My favorite thing is a human kite. That's that thing where you tie a string to a midget in a windbreaker and start running through a field.
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I like to light firecrackers and swallow them.
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I like human suitcases. It's a thing when a midget on roller-skates wears all of your clothes and then you pull them through an airport.
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Chuck Norris is my father. And my grandmother.
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I'd like to get a vaccination so I never catch Bieber fever.
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take me home mamma take me home
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I once found a volcano with guitar skills
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I once used my mighty hands to scoop up a castle
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I once told a footrest to go to hell
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If you rub two jellyfish together they create sparks
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Timmy Whipper-Knacker: Rodeo Rent Boy
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I once met a jewish cornflake
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I once had a personal problem with a tree stump
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If you say 'my sheep is called james' in the right way it sounds just like 'please put your penis away sir, you're scaring the wilderbeasts'
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My neighbour wasn't made of shammy leather like I thought
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Bubbles have aspirations
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