"Guilty Pleasure" songs
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When we're talking seasonal stuff must hang it's gotta include these two, complete contrasts but both wonderful.....
(sounds like a normal day in my life) and ....Happy Coconuts to you all!! Sorry, that should have read Happy Christmas!..... -
My favourite (and arguably the best) seasonal songs, very guilty pleasures.....
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david mitchelson:
Macsback Right, I'll know who to avoid during Christmas and New Year when I'm sauntering around Glasgae city centre and hear some cat being strangled in one of the bars.... I'm a lover not a fighter when I've imbibed too much, and I have been known to dance naked. Sad but true! But being a northern bloke when I dance in me birfday suit I always keep me socks on.... I've only once done Karaoke and got
.....made a right pigs arse of it and swore never to do it again. Funny thing is I've known and loved the song all my life and blew it!.... : Leo's 'Show' is a good choice though, forgot about that one. Friends tried to get me to sing on Wii or some such nonsense but it was all trendy modern bands whose songs aren't made for singing karaoke style. Now give me some Elvis or Frank.....David, your a braver man than me if your prepared to dance naked in the middle of winter since i'm in a good mood, i could pre-warn you the bars to avoid or I could stick a poster on the door with my mugshot on it with the words, "Warning Warning Warning" christ, that sounded more like something from lost in space One more thing, if you do decide to enter, wear a yellow jacket with black polka dots so i know its you.
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Disco Duck
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Macsback I don't have a yellow jacket with black polka dots. I do however have a yellow, backless mini ra ra dress (left over from the 1980's and a drunken weekend with a Russian sailor called Sergei, who swore blind I looked like Agnetha from ABBA (or was it Benny... ) and promised me a good time! And I believed him : ). It hasn't got black polka dots, but with a small tin of black paint and a carrot I'm sure I can conjure something up......
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david mitchelson:
Macsback I don't have a yellow jacket with black polka dots. I do however have a yellow, backless mini ra ra dress (left over from the 1980's and a drunken weekend with a Russian sailor called Sergei, who swore blind I looked like Agnetha from ABBA (or was it Benny... ) and promised me a good time! And I believed him : ). It hasn't got black polka dots, but with a small tin of black paint and a carrot I'm sure I can conjure something up......
I'm sure you will look great in whatever you turn up in but please please please warn me first, i'll be ill that weekend
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Macsback You'd be ill if that nonsense I wrote was true, the very thought of me dressed in a rara, enough to make even the strongest stomach chuck!..... My wife says I'd look good in a hearse!
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david mitchelson:
Macsback You'd be ill if that nonsense I wrote was true, the very thought of me dressed in a rara, enough to make even the strongest stomach chuck!..... My wife says I'd look good in a hearse!
What!!! no coffin? she sounds a right stingy so n so
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Macsback Coffin? Nah! A sack is good enough she says. According to the wife it's the old Men Behaving Badly joke.... 'All you're good for is pointing at and slapping!'....
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david mitchelson:
Macsback Coffin? Nah! A sack is good enough she says. According to the wife it's the old Men Behaving Badly joke.... 'All you're good for is pointing at and slapping!'....
as long as its a yellow sack with black polka dots, i wouldnt like to think she just slung you into a old coal sack and wheeled you up in a barra and dumped you into the nearest hole
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Macsback Ah That's why she's digging out the back.... She could get a sack from the farmer nearby for nowt....always a plus for the wife, summit for nowt! She wouldn't need to use a barra, just a fireman's lift......she's a tough wee thing.
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david mitchelson:
Macsback Ah That's why she's digging out the back.... She could get a sack from the farmer nearby for nowt....always a plus for the wife, summit for nowt! She wouldn't need to use a barra, just a fireman's lift......she's a tough wee thing.
maybe she's heading for Australia
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Macsback Most of the women I have known have headed for Australia afterwards, it's a talent I have.....there's a little colony of them just south of Adelaide.....
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david mitchelson:
Macsback Most of the women I have known have headed for Australia afterwards, it's a talent I have.....there's a little colony of them just south of Adelaide.....
directions please
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Macsback Oo, they haven't aged well,..... .....unlike myself! There's one who has (she's bleedin' gorgeous!!) but her husband might not be too happy, and he does martial arts.....
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david mitchelson:
Macsback Oo, they haven't aged well,..... .....unlike myself! There's one who has (she's bleedin' gorgeous!!) but her husband might not be too happy, and he does martial arts.....
I use to watch kung-fu movies, i know all moves and sounds, if that doesn't work, i'll do what Indiana Jones done when that clown attacked him with a sword
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Macsback Yeah , that'll win her over. Shoot her husband..... He once chased me into a railway station on a Kawasaki Rice Cake coz I was getting the same bus as her after school. Then, he went to the stop she normally got off at and waited revving his bike. She wasn't there, so I had to lie down on the back seat of the bus covering meself in me Record Mirror so as not to be seen and get a thumping! Ah, those were the days! The 1970's eh!
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david mitchelson:
Macsback Yeah , that'll win her over. Shoot her husband..... He once chased me into a railway station on a Kawasaki Rice Cake coz I was getting the same bus as her after school. Then, he went to the stop she normally got off at and waited revving his bike. She wasn't there, so I had to lie down on the back seat of the bus covering meself in me Record Mirror so as not to be seen and get a thumping! Ah, those were the days! The 1970's eh!
Those were the day's my friend, back then we thought they'd never end ahhhh the good ol Record Mirror, that was my fav music mag at the time, then we had levi stay press, harrington jackets, wedges and for some of us a mohawk hair-do lol
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you guys are too funny. things keep going on in this thread & you are oblivious to them. Or maybe it they who are oblivious to you. Either way...I just read the last couple pages & ......