"Guilty Pleasure" songs
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Macsback I don't have a yellow jacket with black polka dots. I do however have a yellow, backless mini ra ra dress (left over from the 1980's and a drunken weekend with a Russian sailor called Sergei, who swore blind I looked like Agnetha from ABBA (or was it Benny...
) and promised me a good time! And I believed him
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). It hasn't got black polka dots, but with a small tin of black paint and a carrot I'm sure I can conjure something up......
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david mitchelson:
Macsback I don't have a yellow jacket with black polka dots. I do however have a yellow, backless mini ra ra dress (left over from the 1980's and a drunken weekend with a Russian sailor called Sergei, who swore blind I looked like Agnetha from ABBA (or was it Benny...
) and promised me a good time! And I believed him
:
). It hasn't got black polka dots, but with a small tin of black paint and a carrot I'm sure I can conjure something up......
I'm sure you will look great in whatever you turn up in but please please please warn me first, i'll be ill that weekend
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Macsback You'd be ill if that nonsense I wrote was true, the very thought of me dressed in a rara, enough to make even the strongest stomach chuck!.....
My wife says I'd look good in a hearse!
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david mitchelson:
Macsback You'd be ill if that nonsense I wrote was true, the very thought of me dressed in a rara, enough to make even the strongest stomach chuck!.....
My wife says I'd look good in a hearse!
What!!! no coffin? she sounds a right stingy so n so
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Macsback Coffin? Nah! A sack is good enough she says. According to the wife it's the old Men Behaving Badly joke.... 'All you're good for is pointing at and slapping!'....
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david mitchelson:
Macsback Coffin? Nah! A sack is good enough she says. According to the wife it's the old Men Behaving Badly joke.... 'All you're good for is pointing at and slapping!'....
as long as its a yellow sack with black polka dots, i wouldnt like to think she just slung you into a old coal sack and wheeled you up in a barra and dumped you into the nearest hole
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Macsback Ah
That's why she's digging out the back....
She could get a sack from the farmer nearby for nowt....always a plus for the wife, summit for nowt! She wouldn't need to use a barra, just a fireman's lift......she's a tough wee thing.
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david mitchelson:
Macsback Ah
That's why she's digging out the back....
She could get a sack from the farmer nearby for nowt....always a plus for the wife, summit for nowt! She wouldn't need to use a barra, just a fireman's lift......she's a tough wee thing.
maybe she's heading for Australia
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Macsback Most of the women I have known have headed for Australia afterwards, it's a talent I have.....there's a little colony of them just south of Adelaide.....
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david mitchelson:
Macsback Most of the women I have known have headed for Australia afterwards, it's a talent I have.....there's a little colony of them just south of Adelaide.....
directions please
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Macsback Oo, they haven't aged well,.....
.....unlike myself!
There's one who has (she's bleedin' gorgeous!!) but her husband might not be too happy, and he does martial arts.....
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david mitchelson:
Macsback Oo, they haven't aged well,.....
.....unlike myself!
There's one who has (she's bleedin' gorgeous!!) but her husband might not be too happy, and he does martial arts.....
I use to watch kung-fu movies, i know all moves and sounds, if that doesn't work, i'll do what Indiana Jones done when that clown attacked him with a sword
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Macsback Yeah , that'll win her over. Shoot her husband.....
He once chased me into a railway station on a Kawasaki Rice Cake coz I was getting the same bus as her after school. Then, he went to the stop she normally got off at and waited revving his bike. She wasn't there, so I had to lie down on the back seat of the bus covering meself in me Record Mirror so as not to be seen and get a thumping! Ah, those were the days! The 1970's eh!
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david mitchelson:
Macsback Yeah , that'll win her over. Shoot her husband.....
He once chased me into a railway station on a Kawasaki Rice Cake coz I was getting the same bus as her after school. Then, he went to the stop she normally got off at and waited revving his bike. She wasn't there, so I had to lie down on the back seat of the bus covering meself in me Record Mirror so as not to be seen and get a thumping! Ah, those were the days! The 1970's eh!
Those were the day's my friend, back then we thought they'd never end ahhhh the good ol Record Mirror, that was my fav music mag at the time, then we had levi stay press, harrington jackets, wedges and for some of us a mohawk hair-do lol
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you guys are too funny. things keep going on in this thread & you are oblivious to them. Or maybe it they who are oblivious to you. Either way...I just read the last couple pages & ......
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oobu24:
you guys are too funny. things keep going on in this thread & you are oblivious to them. Or maybe it they who are oblivious to you. Either way...I just read the last couple pages & ......
funny???? this is us having a serious discussion
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Youngsters like oobu don't understand do they....
The trials and tribulations of growing up in the 70's. Girls wore some very strange fashions.....they weren't all Amazonian types with designer haircuts, hipster jeans and skimpy La Senza micro shorts (mmmmm......skimpy micro shorts!....mmmmm....
) like they are today. My first real girlfriend had a Cousin It haircut! She wore a rugby shirt, a skirt to her ankles, knitted socks to the tops of her thighs and a training bra....
Mind you when she went through her ' Miss Congeniality - Sandra Bullock' transformation and turned up at a rugby club disco one Friday night the men present stood there in bewildered awe with their tongues hanging out....
Thank God it was just their tongues! The TV was great....but then again compared to today the test card was a work of art, modern TV is crap....167 channels of garbage! We had great music too. Unfortunately we also had the emergence of that b***h Thatcher!!
We also had the cane, the sandshoe and the belt (no, not fashion accessories but violent implements of torture used by teachers to terrorize us innocent young bloods at school). Ah, those were the days. You don't get beatings like that nowadays.....
Well you do but it costs a fortune. The ticket to London on the train, then the tube to Soho, then you've gotta pay the madam, and then.....
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Serious discussion?!! I'd would like to point out that I have reached the age of 51 and have never been involved in a serious discussion. And I am proud of that fact!!
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Mmmmmm.....Jennifer Aniston in micro shorts....