Exciting New peradventures of James Paul McCartney...
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Good thing Paul had on his trainers... ...and 40 years of practice outrunning mobs of fans. Paul discovers the Colonel's fiendish plan for Kentucky frying the Chickasaurs.
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Things were worse than he thought!
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Paul works on a plan. Don't worry kids...music soothes savage beasts...I hope!
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Lacking the proper ingredients for a ripping Lentil soup Paul improvises a song and a salad with available vegetation. The kids are mighty glad they weren't eaten. So is Paul. But now to stop the Colonel...
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Tori in Texas:
Paul works on a plan. Don't worry kids...music soothes savage beasts...I hope!
Tory, this is very nice !!!
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Thanks feact. I'm glad Paul didn't end up a McNugget. A narrow escape! But another Chickasaur attacks! Heather! Get everyone into the helicopter! Paul belts out another song.
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Another carnivore turns veggie. They're all saved!
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Before leaving, someone grabs the last vials...
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The helicopter escapes...
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Just you wait...we're going to tell the world and expose your fiendish doings!! Ha! Who will ever believe you? The island and everything will soon be gone!
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Well, that's what he thinks. He doesn't know I got evidence!
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Paul arranges a press conference to present Ringo's undeniable evidence... ...A drumstick! Paul writes a letter telling all about it. You can read it here.
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Later, in Regent's Park, London, Paul, Heather, and Beatrice go for a quiet afternoon out. But the peaceful scene is interrupted by an ominous presence. Oliver growls. The pidgeons stop cooing. There are scary noises as they are surrounded...
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But Paul has a new way to ward off paparrazi.
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Tori in Texas:
Paul arranges a press conference to present Ringo's undeniable evidence... ...A drumstick! You made me laugh !!!!!!!!!!!!! Paul writes a letter telling all about it. You can read it here.
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Man, this story is fingerlickin' good...but I think Paul would have someone else hold the drumstick. He wouldn't even touch a leather football. It leaves an opening for Jurassic Paul 2...the Colonel returns. Podgie (Supersize Me) Monkey
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PodgeTheBear:
Man, this story is fingerlickin' good...but I think Paul would have someone else hold the drumstick. He wouldn't even touch a leather football. It leaves an opening for Jurassic Paul 2...the Colonel returns. Podgie (Supersize Me) Monkey
LOL!!! The Colonel Strikes Back. Maybe he already has. Can you see the photos or have they turned to red X's?
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McBonanza was a hoot! I didn't see the show but Paul looks like a real serious rancher dude and Abe does look like someone you wouldn't want to mess with. Rusty and Wix look ready to rodeo. Where's Brian? Is he running across the prairie yelling "Shane! Come back, Shane!" Wait, that's not Bonanza. If they'd had McColumbo on Jurassic island, he probably would've figured out the Colonel's eleven secret herbs and spices. And the trenchcoat...all ready for that driving rain.
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Egg With all this media attention surrounding them, Paul and Heather start and impromptu anti-landmine rally, but apparantly while attacking the paparazzi, the chickasaur has laid an egg! With sonic radiowave-ness! Poor Paul becomes so scared, he wets himself! Watch out above, Heather! Being the brave girl she is, Heather doesn't become frightened as she knows her Paulie will protect her This thread is so freakin' hilarious, I think I just ruined it
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It is impossible to ruin this thread. This thread is ever expanding...like the Universe. Who knows where it will end up?! I think to protect against the Chickasaur egg, we need the help of a team...how about the "A", no make that "M" Team! Macca A Team Mr "T", I mean, Mr "L" looks like he is doing the Gary Coleman Different Strokes "What you talkin' bout" expression. Podgie ("I can handle the Chicken Egg...Chump!") Monkey