Exciting New peradventures of James Paul McCartney...
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Tori in Texas:
Oh Bloomin' Heck!!! PODGIE!!!!!
Man, how did you know they gave me a seat on the wing! I just had the weeklong trip from hell...about to land at Heathrow (a week last Thursday)...just as we were approaching the airport, they diverted us to Glasgow Scotland! Hoot Mon! The caterers were on strike, and I guess other workers went out in sympathy, no flights into or out of Heathrow. So I got to spend the night in Scotland! It wasn't like I imagined it would be! I didn't see one person wearing a kilt! Or playing a bagpipe! Or walking around with golf clubs! I wanted to spend the night in a haunted castle...like the "Three Stooges", but instead they put us up in the Glasgow Hilton...which wasn't haunted at all. The next day they flew us to Gatwick, which is about 30 miles away from where we really wanted to be...they called at 8:30am and said if you can make it to the airport there is a 9:20am flight. What a rush that was! I was sick my whole time on holiday, and spent one night in the emergency room. I got to appreciate how great having medical insurance is in the States, after seeing how substandard National Health is. They did give me antibiotics and I was on the road to recovery...but I am relieved to be back home. Podgie (feeling better now) Monkey [Man, Paul makes a great Captain Kirk!]
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PodgeTheBear:
Man, how did you know they gave me a seat on the wing! I just had the weeklong trip from hell...about to land at Heathrow (a week last Thursday)...just as we were approaching the airport, they diverted us to Glasgow Scotland! Hoot Mon! The caterers were on strike, and I guess other workers went out in sympathy, no flights into or out of Heathrow. So I got to spend the night in Scotland! It wasn't like I imagined it would be! I didn't see one person wearing a kilt! Or playing a bagpipe! Or walking around with golf clubs! I wanted to spend the night in a haunted castle...like the "Three Stooges", but instead they put us up in the Glasgow Hilton...which wasn't haunted at all. The next day they flew us to Gatwick, which is about 30 miles away from where we really wanted to be...they called at 8:30am and said if you can make it to the airport there is a 9:20am flight. What a rush that was! I was sick my whole time on holiday, and spent one night in the emergency room. I got to appreciate how great having medical insurance is in the States, after seeing how substandard National Health is. They did give me antibiotics and I was on the road to recovery...but I am relieved to be back home. Podgie (feeling better now) Monkey [Man, Paul makes a great Captain Kirk!]
LOL!!! You must have booked the Magical Mystery Tour package. Talk about remote parking..."Welcome to Gatwick...We'll be landing at the Glasgow terminal. Baggage claim is in Manchester, carousel O-I." And I thought O'Hare and LAX had a long walk between terminals! I'm glad you're okay, Podgie, and feeling better and Back in the US - Back in the US - Back in the USA.
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And YOU! Right! We'll have none of this "To Serve Mankind" business on my website. I'm a vegetarian. There are other ways of getting protein...so...here's a signed copy... take this back to your planet, okay?
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I'm glad that you are feeling better now.
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Tori in Texas:
AAAAAAAAAAAGGHHH!!!!
ROFTLMAO!!!! (((((Tori)))))...
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Thanks (((((Maria))))) Cool new avatar you have.
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Thank's ((((((Tori)))))), I called it woah!...
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For those who may not be familiar with this classic episode... An alien ship lands near the United Nations. An alien addresses the General Assembly announcing to the world that they come in peace and will help us to end war, to provide plenty of food for all, etc. The alien accidentally left a book. Translators get to work on it. They decipher the title: To Serve Mankind. The aliens share their technology and solve world problems. Then they start offering trips to their planet. People get on waiting lists to go because they hear it's a paradise. One of the translators decides to go. He gets in line and at the last minute, his co-worker frantically shouts to him do not board the spaceship. They translated more of the book, To Serve Mankind....it's a cookbook. Maybe Paul McCartney could get them to eat their veggies.
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PodgeTheBear:
Man, how did you know they gave me a seat on the wing! I just had the weeklong trip from hell...about to land at Heathrow (a week last Thursday)...just as we were approaching the airport, they diverted us to Glasgow Scotland! Hoot Mon! The caterers were on strike, and I guess other workers went out in sympathy, no flights into or out of Heathrow. So I got to spend the night in Scotland! It wasn't like I imagined it would be! I didn't see one person wearing a kilt! Or playing a bagpipe! Or walking around with golf clubs! I wanted to spend the night in a haunted castle...like the "Three Stooges", but instead they put us up in the Glasgow Hilton...which wasn't haunted at all. The next day they flew us to Gatwick, which is about 30 miles away from where we really wanted to be...they called at 8:30am and said if you can make it to the airport there is a 9:20am flight. What a rush that was! I was sick my whole time on holiday, and spent one night in the emergency room. I got to appreciate how great having medical insurance is in the States, after seeing how substandard National Health is. They did give me antibiotics and I was on the road to recovery...but I am relieved to be back home. Podgie (feeling better now) Monkey [Man, Paul makes a great Captain Kirk!]
Glad you are home and feeling better, Podgie. Terrible way to spend your holiday.
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I'm starting to feel better now, I think as the antibiotics wear off I will be doing better. Hey, I was checking out Twilight Zone (or McTwilight Zone ) and found they are selling Twilight Zone Doctor and Nurse dolls...man, they are like Barbie's...how cool is that?!!!! Awesome Twilight Zone Barbie Dolls! I can just picture wrapping Barbie's head in towels, the slowly unwrapping them...and the Doctor and Nurse screaming when the towels come off ..."AAHHHHHHHWWW!!!!! HOW HIDIOUS!!!!" That is awesome!!! I might have to buy a pair of these for my collection. Podgie (Eye of the Beholder) Monkey
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ROTFLMHO!!!! My sister, who is a nurse, can make her face look like that sort of. She's pulls her eyes down and sticks her pinkies up her nose to make the pig nose and does something with her mouth. Dries her lips and pushes them up over her teeth. Cracks us up. Normally, she looks like Meg Ryan but she can do the Twilight Zone face...and when she does it wearing her nurse's uniform. NYAHHHH!!!! Wasn't the "hideous patient" trying to get ugly surgery Donna Whatzername that played Ellie May Clampett on the Beverly Hillbillies?
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You know...if you stare at Podgie's Paul Everlasting... you could get, like, hypnotized or something. LOL!!!!
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you had stayed over in Glasgow I could have picked you up, drove by the petrol station near my home where in the late 70s Paul filled up his petrol car with deisel and was left stranded. Then onto the beautiful Scottish countryside till we reached the Mull of Kintyre where you would heve been blown away by the beauty. Still,, you decided to go to London, your loss.
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feact:
I'm glad that you are feeling better now.
PODGIE WHERE ARE YOU ??????
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Tori in Texas:
ROFTLMAO!!!!!!!, Flying Paul...
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Rocío Record:
Tori in Texas:
ROFTLMAO!!!!!!!, Flying Paul...
HAVE A NICE WEEKEND.... See also mine new avatar ...
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Tori in Texas:
Coming Soon! Do you have your ticket?
anna_medlicka:
Before you start knocking me, i don't know how much truth is in it as i couldn't find anything about it on the HMV site (maybe someone else can! )
***McCARTNEY TREATS FANS TO BEAMED CONCERT*** Ex-BEATLE SIR PAUL McCARTNEY is planning to reward 600 of his most devoted fans by beaming an upcoming US concert live into a London music store. The veteran star is due to play Miami, Florida, on 15 September (05) and has come up with the idea of awarding 300 pairs of tickets to an exclusive, instore promotion at HMV in the British capital's Oxford Street. Fans who buy his upcoming disc CHAOS AND CREATION IN THE BACK YARD via HMV's UK website will be entered into a draw to decide who can go to the unique gig. The lucky music lovers will also have the chance of winning tickets to watch McCartney on his American tour.
Pauly McWonka No word yet on whether the "good" fan also wins Abbey Road Studios. So don't get in the way of that satellite television beam... ...and don't go after those nuts - they might belong to Wirral the Squirrel.
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OH MY GOD!!!!GUYS YOU ARE SO GREAT!!!!!! I´VE ENJOYED A LOT!!!THANK U SO MUCH!! ALL THE BEST!!! MARTHA