Exciting New peradventures of James Paul McCartney...
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Man, is this awesome or what?!!! The creature takes Ann! He brings her back to his place. He is quite amused by her...because she does the Ashley Simpson "They're playing the wrong song to Mime" dance...and the neat "Walk Like and Egyptian" Dance... Kong is entertained! He likes Ann...She's a real pushover... Podgie Kong thinks this is the best Christmas ever! He got what he always wanted!!! Podgie (no coal in the stocking this year!) Monkey
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oh my oh my mr podge that is truly great. such hidden talent on this board the adventure continues?? audrey
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Podgie, you are hilarious. Thank you, my friend, for the Christmas prezzie. I will be watching it tomorrow.
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Meanwhile, Carl and Jack think this is about a good time to try and rescue Ann... They start off to find her, but the first thing they run into is prehistoric dinosaurs. Soon they are being chased by Brontosaurous, and Raptors (or little T Rex type dinosaurs)... Carl is very careful not to lose or damage the Hofner! I do have to say that our Paul would probably like these dinosaurs more than the one in the original Kong...why? Because in the original...the Brontosaurous's weren't veggies...remember them eating the guy in the tree?... Not in this movie though...I think our perception of Brontosauraus's changed...either because of Jurassic Park...or maybe it was Fred Flintstone (who slid down the tail of the one he worked on). Anyway, there are more vicious creatures. Good thing they brought the crew with them... Oh yeah, while the crew is being chased by dinosaurs...Ann sneaks off from Kong...and soon she is chased by dinosaurs also!...but Kong likes her so he rescues her... Ann likes to spend alot of time, hanging around. But Kong always catches her when she falls... Here she is caught between a Vicious Dinosaur and Kong... Hmmm...what is worse...being eaten by a Dinosaur, or being Kong's plaything? Hmmm... "Kong Save Me!!!" The dinosaurs are no match for the mighty Kong! He wins the battle...and shows off by beating his chest! What a ham! Ann is happy she is saved, and rides back to Kong's place on his shoulder... Back at Kong's place they enjoy a beautiful sunset together... Man, you woulda thought that would be the end of the story...a Happy ending! ...but no, Jack Driscoll shows up and sneaks Ann away from Kong (actually it was while Kong was preoccupied fighting some prehistoric birds)...they scaled down the side of the cliff to get away... When they get Ann off the island, Kong comes looking for his plaything...but it is a trap, and they capture Kong! I'm not sure how they picked that giant gorilla up into the ship, but they do it...and head back for New York, New York! Podgie (if he can make it there...He can make it anywhere!) Monkey
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You can make it anywhere, Podgie!
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In New York...Podgie Kong is the star of the stage (of course)...top billing! He is a bit sad though... Jack Driscoll shows up at the premiere also...he is in love with Ann. The show starts..."Tonight you are going to twice be entertained by him, right now and again in the second half of our show, Ladies and Gentlemen, Podgie Kong!" Now we see why Kong is upset...they replaced Ann with Deborah Harry... Podgie Kong starts to go bezerk! Carl tries to calm the crowd... "Don't worry folks...these chains are made of Chrome Steel...(and they ain't the kind that you can see ee ee ee)" But nothing can stop Kong... "Now you can panic!!!" Kong sees Jack Driscoll in the audience..."He's the guy who stole my plaything!", he thinks. He chases Jack!...but Jack is use to being chased, and ducks out fast... Podgie (on the loose!) Monkey
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Outside the theatre...Kong is on a rampage...he overturns vehicles... Oops! I got carried away...this isn't NY, it's Miami. Anyway, Podgie Kong is picking up every blonde he can find...looking for Ann. He can't find her, but when Ann hears Kong is loose she goes to him! He grabs her and carries her up the largest building he can find... The Empire State Building! Up he goes! When he is up near the top, they sit and enjoy another beautiful sunset together... Again, you think everything is cool. A happy ending...but no, soon the biplanes arrive! Kong puts Ann down and climbs up to the top of the building. The planes keep shooting at him. Ann is worried, she starts climbing up to be with Kong... ...but the biplanes shoot the bolts holding the ladder...and soon Ann is hanging again (see she is always hanging around!) ... Have no worry though, our hero, Kong...is always there to save her! Meanwhile, Jack Driscoll is enjoying the show.... When he notices Ann is up there, he rushes into the elevator...the fast express elevator...(well, maybe fast for the 1920s)...he has to listen to elevator music for 100 floors... The mighty Podgie Kong takes on the biplanes! He tries his best!...but their bullets are too much for him. So he is mortally wounded. Ann tries to comfort him. At this point, the original movie has the better death scene. Instead of the Alfred Hitchcock type fall from the Statue of Liberty like the new movie, Podgie Kong...instead, give an Oscar contending performance..."They got me!"... ...and he bounces down the building...to his death... Podgie (man, is this sad!...Get out your hankies...no more Podgie Kong!) Monkey
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Our soundtrack writing hero arrives, just after the Monkey leaves! Musta been a slow elevator... He makes his way to Ann... It's love! A typical Hollywood ending! Meanwhile, Carl Denton interviews the Man on the Street...the majority respond that "It was the biplanes that killed the beast!"...but there are a few crazy responses (which will be on the Tonight Show). We all know the real reason Kong was knocked off though... .. ... .... .... .... There is only room for ONE King in this movie... Podgie (Merry Christmas Everyone!) Monkey [/img]
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That's it, another classic! I left the scene out with Kong on the ice! Why you ask?! ....Because I thought it was ridiculous, and shouldn't have been in the movie. Can you believe that it would be cold enough for ice in NY to be frozen solid enough to support the enormous Gorilla...yet, Ann was outside and even high up on the Empire State Building with a sleeveless dress...and didn't seem the least bit cold. There was no snow up on the buildings either. For that bit, the movie had about the same continuity as my Miami scene! Podgie (I guess all good producers need to leave something wrong...just so people will talk about it!) Monkey
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Podgie, thank you very much for your Christmas prezzie, I love also this new storys.
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Podgie, you are the greatest! I was a little blue and then read your "movie" and I am quite giggly now--thank you, you wonderfuly entertaining monkey
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Monkey man...you are too much! and thank you for the card & prezzie!
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oobu24:
Monkey man...you are too much! and thank you for the card & prezzie!
monkey movie man you mean audrey
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Woohoo, Podgie's gift to me for X-Mas: a clip he took of PAUL giving me a high five. I WORSHIP THIS PIECE OF FILE LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE! :
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PodgeTheBear:
There is only room for ONE King in this movie... Podgie (Merry Christmas Everyone!) Monkey
Wonderful Ending...
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BloodyMary:
Woohoo, Podgie's gift to me for X-Mas: a clip he took of PAUL giving me a high five. I WORSHIP THIS PIECE OF FILE LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE! :
I did get one dvd of Paul live in Anaheim and one Rutland dvd Paul live in Anaheim US 2005 tour plus his very exclusive card with his autograph on it.
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BloodyMary:
Woohoo, Podgie's gift to me for X-Mas: a clip he took of PAUL giving me a high five. I WORSHIP THIS PIECE OF FILE LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE! :
...And that was filmed right near, on the same street as...The Empire State Building!!! How cool is that?!!! Podgie (Big Apple) Monkey
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I got a monkey, The Rutlands DVD and that all exclusive monkey Christmas card with autograph! How kind of you, Podgie!