Exciting New peradventures of James Paul McCartney...
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Hello, this is Capt. Paul McCartney. Welcome to MaccaAir flight #1985... Please sit back and relax while we acquaint you with the features of this MaccaAir aircraft.
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Our MaccaAir 777 is equipped with our own in-flight entertainment system... ...and, of course, stadium seating in coach class.
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Please follow along as we go over the following safety instructions... Fasten your seat belts by inserting the metal fiendish thingy into the other metal fiendish thingy. We know you already know how to do this but there's a law that says we have to show you anyway.
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In the event of a loss of cabin pressure oxygen masks will drop from above your seat compartment. In the event of a loss of self control, Capt. Paul will turn on the fasten seat belt sign again. Simply place the mask securely over your face and breathe normally and sing "Hey Jude". Headphones are provided in the seat pockets in front of you. In the unlikely event of an emergency, or an outbreak of Beatlemania... the doors to the cockpit are secured. Crew member instructions will follow. Floor lighting will direct you to the two exit doors over the wings. Watch your step.
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A flotation device is stored under your seat. Pull on the tabs in front to inflate it... ...but you don't have to wait for an emergency. Try out our on board swimming pool.
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Your flight attendant Heather will be by soon to serve drinks... ...and our all-vegetarian meals will make you forget airline food.
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We know how uncomfortable long flights get so massage therapists are available... ...but none of those dodgy ones. You know... ...none like the 'giraffe neck bronze leg' one I told you about.
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So sit back while we go flying way up Hi, Hi, Hi! "When you're ready, let me know, I'll be waiting, To make arrangements for the trip, To make arrangements for the trip, To make arrangements for the trip..."
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. And MaccaAir never loses your luggage...Brian Ray stays on top of it.
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Tori in Texas:
And MaccaAir never loses your luggage...Brian Ray stays on top of it.
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Hiya Lisa......
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all the macca air ones are just x! is there some way you can fix them? except the brian one on the luggage thing - that is SO funny! is it real? it looks like he's really surfing the belt
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I'm fixing them now. Yeah...Brian surfing the baggage conveyor was his own idea! We didn't create that photo. I guess that's how he keeps in practice with his surfing even when on a world tour.
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Tori in Texas:
I'm fixing them now. Yeah...Brian surfing the baggage conveyor was his own idea! We didn't create that photo. I guess that's how he keeps in practice with his surfing even when on a world tour.
thanks man, no wonder it's such a great band - they're all such fun people!
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OK - you'll have to let me know if the links are fixed... I guess I should tell him to say "Can you see them now?" (I can't see a difference because I could see them before. )
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Looks a bit like Buddy Holly, doesn't he? Peggy-Sue, Peggy-Sue...
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Can't see them. No fair!
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Still no?!?
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No, I still can't see them. Well, I can see a few now.. but not all. Whatever you're doing seems to be working.
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Well after several stalled search engines... I think we finally got MaccaAir Off the Ground. Maintenance found the trouble...