Exciting New peradventures of James Paul McCartney...
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Man, is this thread topical or what?! I couldn'ta a made this up even! What an event!...you can imagine the images going through my head! Just seeing the headline...this is what I pictured...
The Queen forgot to tell security that she summoned the Dark Knight on the Red Phone, or maybe she accidently hit the spotlight button! What a predicament, huh?! Gee, I can't believe the English police wanted to shoot Robin...although, I am pretty sure in the comics that he was killed off a few times...isn't the latest one like the third? I thought the English police didn't carry guns, although I guess in this day and age they got to. I just pictured a bunch of Bobbies clubbing poor Robin to death. Egad!!! Maybe woulda got better treatment if they were dressed as The Joker and the Riddler. What a story, huh?! Wow! It also says he has enough food to last days. Doesn't look it in the picture, but I always remember those bat utility belts hold alot of more stuff than it seems possible. Podgie (I read the news today...oh boy) Monkey
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PodgeTheBear:
Man, is this thread topical or what?! I couldn'ta a made this up even! What an event!...you can imagine the images going through my head! Just seeing the headline...this is what I pictured...
Podgie (I read the news today...oh boy) Monkey
LMAO!
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LMAO(as well)
How on earth do you think of these things Podgie?
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HeyHeyJohnny:
LMAO(as well)
How on earth do you think of these things Podgie?
I come from a long line of thinkers...yeah, I hear my grandfather was a thinker, and his grandfather too! I guess it runs in the family.
Podgie (although my Mother claims being dropped on my head as a baby may be more to do with it) Monkey
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Podgiecam now in operation. Podgie (Wow!...There I am!) Monkey
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ROTFLMHO!!!
PODGIE CAM -- NEW FEATURE: Ask Podgie a question about Gijon.
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Tori in Texas:
ROTFLMHO!!!
PODGIE CAM -- NEW FEATURE: Ask Podgie a question about Gijon.
I thought you would ask me about my pilot shirt.
Cool huh?! Yup, that's me...I'm going to pilot school....well, uh... correspondence school. I'm learning to fly a blimp. Podgie (fly the friendly skies) Monkey
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LUV IT
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Podgie
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debbie:
LUV IT
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Podgie
Free Blimp rides for everyone!!! ....if I pass. I keep crashing in the simulator program. Podgie (I wonder how much a blimp cost?...I want one.) Monkey
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PodgeTheBear:
debbie:
LUV IT
LUV IT
LUV IT
Podgie
Free Blimp rides for everyone!!! ....if I pass. I keep crashing in the simulator program. Podgie (I wonder how much a blimp cost?...I want one.) Monkey
one of my fav threads ever
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PodgeTheBear:
I thought you would ask me about my pilot shirt.
Cool huh?! Yup, that's me...I'm going to pilot school....well, uh... correspondence school. I'm learning to fly a blimp. I keep crashing in the simulator program. Podgie (I wonder how much a blimp cost?...I want one.) Monkey
Oh no, watch out Podgie!! Darn, now you'll have to reboot the simulator program. (Oh the humanity!)
This looks like trouble, too.
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Tori in Texas:
Oh no, watch out Podgie!! Darn, now you'll have to reboot the simulator program. (Oh the humanity!)
Now I understand what my instructor was saying when he said "Good thing we aren't using Hydrogen"...wanna know something...they don't like it when you call it a blimp either. Very touchy people. To me it's a blimp! They want ya to called it "airship". I told him...I thought these were "Lighter-than-air" ships? Don't seem it in the simulator. Podgie (It's funny they don't like to call it blimp, but after seeming my Podgiecam the instructor keeps calling me "Colonel Blimp". I don't get it.) Monkey
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PodgeTheBear:
Podgiecam now in operation. Podgie (Wow!...There I am!) Monkey
lmao I like that Podgie(wow there I am Monkey)...
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PodgeTheBear:
Tori in Texas:
Oh no, watch out Podgie!! Darn, now you'll have to reboot the simulator program. (Oh the humanity!)
Now I understand what my instructor was saying when he said "Good thing we aren't using Hydrogen"...wanna know something...they don't like it when you call it a blimp either. Very touchy people. To me it's a blimp! They want ya to called it "airship". I told him...I thought these were "Lighter-than-air" ships? Don't seem it in the simulator. Podgie (It's funny they don't like to call it blimp, but after seeming my Podgiecam the instructor keeps calling me "Colonel Blimp". I don't get it.) Monkey
you are a regular comic genius.. Podgie should be on "Last comic standing" with all the other MONKEYS!~
he could do a stand off with .. " That Boden dude.. Podgie (I Know Im funnier than) Monkey.. than that Boden Charactor...
Podgie is wayyy funnier tha
: n Alonzooo...
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See Monkeys even like kitties too...
http://www.bornagainchrischan.com/monkeyPics/1028689623.2013413430.jpg
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I've been on the long and winding road the last couple weeks and while I was sitting in the seat with the broken tray table and the overhead light that didn't work I started thinking... I thought: Hey! Paul is learning to fly. And everything Paul does is first class...so maybe he'll end up with his own airline. It would be great to hear Capt. Paul singing over the intercom. I was thinking what kind of airline MaccaAir would be...
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Hello, this is Capt. Paul McCartney.
Welcome to MaccaAir flight #1985...
Please sit back and relax while we acquaint you with the features of this MaccaAir aircraft.
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Our MaccaAir 777 is equipped with our own in-flight entertainment system...
...and, of course, stadium seating in coach class.
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Please follow along as we go over the following safety instructions...
Fasten your seat belts by inserting the metal fiendish thingy into the other metal fiendish thingy.
We know you already know how to do this but there's a law that says we have to show you anyway.
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In the event of a loss of cabin pressure oxygen masks will drop from above your seat compartment.
In the event of a loss of self control, Capt. Paul will turn on the fasten seat belt sign again.
Simply place the mask securely over your face and breathe normally and sing "Hey Jude". Headphones are provided in the seat pockets in front of you.
In the unlikely event of an emergency, or an outbreak of Beatlemania... the doors to the cockpit are secured. Crew member instructions will follow. Floor lighting will direct you to the two exit doors over the wings. Watch your step.