Exciting New peradventures of James Paul McCartney...
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PodgeTheBear:
Were you ever reading your newspaper, and felt like someone was looking over your shoulder? Podgie (just another vacation photo) Monkey
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I know...this thread has become a Podgie's Great Adventure. I did have a great time in Jolly Old. I do wish they could have had one of my great movies showing at the Festival... Podgie Film Festival Podgie (maybe at the next Film Festival?!) Monkey
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I've been thinkin' of a new adventure. When I was in England, all the talk was the NEW Dr. Who. It was, and still is, the big thing. They haven't had a new Dr Who episode in a long time, quite a few years. Well, they finally started a new Dr. Who, and quess what?! The guy who is playing him has already said he is quiting at the end of the first season. Hmmmm. Well, they shoulda got someone who isn't a quiter!!! Yeah, an even better Dr. Who!!! You know who...WHO! I was just picturing how this season would have been so much better with OUR Dr. Who. It would start out with a girl named Rose...our Rose would have been a McCartney Rose variety. She goes down into the basement to find someone...I'm not sure who, but for the story it doesn't matter... The reason it doesn't matter is the person she is looking for ain't there anyway. Soon she is trapped inside a storage room, with plastic store dummies (I was gonna say mannequins...but I'm not sure how to spell it). The dummies start coming to life...and start to attack her. Not to worry, our hero appears! What does he say? "Run!!!" I think these are plastic fans. They are being mobbed. They quickly get into an elevator, and our hero takes the arm off one of the dummies. I think he woulda taken leg also, if he coulda. [You can insert your own comment about ticket prices here]. What does he do with arm once he got it? He gives it to Rose. I think to impress her. This story is already so much better than the original. Podgie (what no Daleks?) Monkey
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As Rose is walking home. The building explodes! The Building Explodes She is smiling, because she is thinking..."Wow, I don't got to go to work tomorrow now". Podgie (Man, the rooftop is gone now, with my version!) Monkey
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At her home, her boyfriend is upset about what happened at the place she works. "Why you could been killed!" Rose just sits and stares at the telly (that's how they say television in Jolly Old). Later, Rose hears a noise at the door. Autons no, Dr. Who...Open the door, "Let'em In". His blue flashing thingee lead him to the apartment. Although, I think that is just his excuse. As Rose is in the kitchen. The arm that he gave her attacks him! It's not good to bring home parts of things that attack you. Lesson learned. It is okay though, with the blue flashing thingee...our hero immobilizes the arm. Podgie (pretty clever our hero) Monkey
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Later, Rose drives with her boyfriend to this nerdy guys house, who tells her all about the Doctor. While she is talking, and learning about the Doctor...the boyfriend is attacked and eaten by a plastic trash bin! Somehow, Rose meets up with Doctor Who again. I forget exactly how, that doesn't matter. The Doctor is in trouble! The plastic fan Autons are gonna throw the Doc into a giant vat of molten lava plastic stuff! This is where you learn about the plastic Autons plan to take over the world! At that moment, plastic store dummies everywhere are coming to life and attacking people... London is a mess. Glad I left when I did (although when I was in England they showed a movie called "Supervolcano" which didn't make it seem any safer in the States). Just as it looked like our hero was doomed, Rose swung down on a rope knocking the plastic dummy holding our hero and vial of blue antiplastic into the giant vat of plastic lava! It was great! Rose saved the day!!! All the plastic dummys collapsed and became lifeless, and the world was saved! Oh yeah, Rose's boyfriend was back to his normal self again also. The Doctor knowing how great Rose was, asks her to come with him. "I can travel through the Universe", he says. "No, I can't come", says Rose, "My boyfriend needs me!" The Doctor leaves in his Tardis, but rematerializes a few seconds later. "Did I tell you, I got lots of money and fame also?!" "Hmmmmm....I'm outta here!", says Rose. And off they go to further adventures. Podgie (Time Lord) Monkey
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Okay, I know you are saying...where's the rest of the band?! They were in the movie. They played the plastic dummies... Podgie (Didn't want to forget the band) Monkey
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LMA Podgie you are brillant as you are funny~ not a little but alot!!! OMG BRIAN IS PLASTIC!!!~
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We could put Rusty in episode 2 (which I thought was much better than episode 1)... Podgie (It's too bad people outside of England aren't getting the new episodes, they are really cool) Monkey
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Im getting them.. and Sarah will LOVE this too.. please do continue..
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Great Podgie
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ROTFLMHO!!!!!!!!!!! Looks like they have a bigger budget than the original Dr. Who. The fanautons! The plastic! The lava! The blue (fiendish?) thingy? Very cool! The daleks in the original look like walking trash bins so I hope they'll do better with the new one. Dr. Who Rocks (and Rolls).
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PodgeTheBear:
The Doctor knowing how great Rose was, asks her to come with him. "I can travel through the Universe", he says.
Wow! I bet he can travel not only through the Universe but Here, There, and Everywhere Across the Universe as well. And he's Cosmically Conscious. Will McWonders never cease? No. Not if we can help it. Yeah, yeah, yeah...I know "Across the Universe" is John's...but he's getting half credit (and the first half) for "Yesterday" so...why not? So there.
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Last night my son asked to watch 'the movie where the Beatles fight the terrorists' . Never thought of it that way...but we watched HELP! As a joke I picked up my water bottle...and when they went to paint Ringo red, I squirted water on him and yelled "Kahili!" He laughed his head off. He got the plant mister we use to squirt the cats when they misbehave and the rest of the movie, whenever they tried to paint Ringo red, we splashed each other. Also when Paul is shrunk and gets splashed, when they're in the pool, at the beach. There were lots of places to splash water - even without yelling Kahili. LOL!! We happened to have Indian food for dinner and when the Beatles went into the restaurant we thought it was funny to be eating Indian food, too. Then I thought - hey! Interactive HELP! Sort of like "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" Only Beatles music is better. LOL!! So during the fight at the end we had a pillow fight, of course we lalala'd along with Beethoven's 9th and during the credit we kept yelling " 'I Need You' by George Harrison." Anyway. We had loads of fun. So...try it sometime. Interactive HELP! Might be a good idea to do at a Beatlesfest, too.
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Podgie, where are you ??? I'm posting this Paul and Heather pic in mine Heather picture thread (also in this forum).Hope you don't mind.
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Wow! Just caught up for the past 2 months! Looks like I missed a lot of adventures...real and imagined . Thank you Podgie and Tori for entertaining us boardies!
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feact:
Podgie, where are you ???
Maybe he was abducted by illegal aliens. Thanks Laura.
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a HAPPY HAPPY THREAD!!!!!
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Was Podgie abducted by illegal aliens?!? Oh no! If Podgie's been abducted-- you know what that means... (Yes, another Adventure.) Somebody has to go and find him in cyberspace! The truth is out there... Agents Mills-Scully and noFoxhunt McMulder search for Podgie. Their only clue...a Photoshop box. ...McMulder starts whistling a better theme song. Wait! Don't go!! Look Mills-Scully! I'm not falling for it, McMulder... Look! Right behind you! I'm not fallin' for that one either, McMulder... But WHERE is Podgie?!? Tori (he's not in) Texas
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