Post Anything You Want Thread!
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my tummy hurts again
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McCartneyAngel:
JennyLP:
Nah....don't stretch yourself. You are perfect just the way you are! ILYVM too lil' Sis!
Heh, I guess I won't be pulling a Bobby Brady then! How are you?
I've seen better times, but I am hanging in there Jordan. Looking VERY forward to summer vacation!!
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JennyLP:
McCartneyAngel:
JennyLP:
Nah....don't stretch yourself. You are perfect just the way you are! ILYVM too lil' Sis!
Heh, I guess I won't be pulling a Bobby Brady then! How are you?
I've seen better times, but I am hanging in there Jordan. Looking VERY forward to summer vacation!!
If you ever have to talk you know I am here, baby doll! Omg me too, I cannot wait for summer. We have earned this summer Jen, we really have!!!
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We definitely have! It seems like just yesterday we were saying how we couldn't wait for summer to be over and for school to start! What were we thinking? And thanks.....I know you are always there, it's just you know me.....keep it all inside.
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JennyLP:
We definitely have! It seems like just yesterday we were saying how we couldn't wait for summer to be over and for school to start! What were we thinking? And thanks.....I know you are always there, it's just you know me.....keep it all inside.
This summer will be different...not once will we ever say that we miss school!! Not even once! I'm looking forward to leaving the sophomore year drama behind!! And I am looking forward to leaving screenwriting behind, too!!! Sometimes it's good to vent!
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Tired, much? Yes, I believe so. Goodnight, dudes and dudettes! Currently on page 71 of my screenplay. I deserve sleep.
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How To Shower Like a Woman Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Check entire body for zits, tweeze hairs. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. How To Shower Like a Man Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on he soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee, Rinse off and get out of shower.Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain as hanging out of tub the whole time. Admire wiener size in mirror again. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again. hrow wet towel on bed
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I do some of the man things (but I don't have a weiner so it's not that which I do)
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Good night to all and to all a good night!
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*Waves to Shannon*
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glass_0ni0n:
I do some of the man things (but I don't have a weiner so it's not that which I do)
That's funny because I've always thought you were a weiner!
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The Continuing Story Of The Arrogant And The Stupid Stupid: I bought you a Manny Pacquiao! Arrogant: What Manny Pacquiao? Stupid: An XBOX game. Arrogant: XBOX your a**; I don't play XBOX! Playstation 1 > XBOX. Beatles forever! Stupid: I agree.
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Matthew_Montoya:
glass_0ni0n:
I do some of the man things (but I don't have a weiner so it's not that which I do)
That's funny because I've always thought you were a weiner!
Huh?
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Flip flops = love.
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JennyLP:
Matthew_Montoya:
Going to bed now. Love ya, PJ, always! Goodnight!
Thank you SSB....love you too!
And Good Evening to you, PJ. Love ya!
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Good evening back atcha! You're right Jordan.....flip flops are the best.....woot woot
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JennyLP:
Good evening back atcha! You're right Jordan.....flip flops are the best.....woot woot
Yeah! I bought a pair of them today to go with my...miniskirt...yes, I'm turning into a REAL girl now!! Bought some other things too, hahaha!!
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A mini skirt huh? Well, you are more girl than me! Me and mini skirts just don't get along. ops:
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JennyLP:
A mini skirt huh? Well, you are more girl than me! Me and mini skirts just don't get along. ops:
Heh, I can't believe I am actually wearing one. We went shopping and tried on EVERYTHING. I tried on the shortest pair of shorts you've ever seen in your life I was like whooooaa, theres no way haha. You don't have to wear miniskirts, you're beautiful the way you are!!!