Post Anything You Want Thread!
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I was thinking . . . . everyone should smile. Try it sometime, it can make a world of diffrence.
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Love, Love, Love! Love, Love, Love! Love, Love, Love! There's nothing you can so that can't be done, Nothing you can sing that can't be sung, Nothing you can say that you can lear how to play the game, It's Easy!
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... All You Need Is Love...
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. . . Love, Love is all you need . . . Hello Matthew. How are you on this most beautiful of days?
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Well, today is my first good day in quite a while, Sher, thanks! Looking forward to tomorrow.
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That's great! What's tomorrow?
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Oh! Right! Sorry! My watch is a day fast. . . I thought it was tomorrow today!
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Oh, just the Dodgers game and the Lakers game.
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Ah, Lakers too! Wow, a big night for you.
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Yeah, I'm looking forward to it. So, I'm curious, what is the reason for all this happiness coming from you these past two days?
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I don't know, maybe something happened.
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"It's Only Love and that is all. Why should I feel the way..."
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. . .But it's so hard loving you. . . What did that have to do with anything?
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Who is he?
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Gotta love the conclusion jumping. No, I'm still a dateless wonder.
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No, come on, you netted Matt Stajan, didn't you?
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I don't need him. (I mean, if you know something I don't, I wouldn't turn him away. . . ) I'm so HAPPY! Everything is So GROOVY!
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Maybe I do know something.
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Oooooooooooo!! (omg! I did not just giggle) Can you tell me why I'm so happy then? I'd really like to know. . .It's distroying my image.
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Hmm... well, let's see... Matthew's Top 10 Reasons Sher Is Happy 10. The Jays might net an all-time high 500 people tomorrow when the Dodgers visit. 9. She went to the dentist and had a bit too much of the "happy stuff." 8. She isn't chatting with Jordan. 7. She didn't set herself on fire today. 6. Her grammar is improving. 5. She hasn't said DUDE! yet today! 4. THE SANTA CLAUS BOOING FLYERS ARE ELIMINATED! 3. Went to the SkyDome and spray painted "SkyDomi" all over it. 2. She just got signed by the Leafs and will now shoot HER Viagra commercial, with the following message... "Hi, I'm Sher, of the Toronto Maple Leafs. You might have seen me from my "Diarhea: Flows Like A River" campaign. I'd like to talk to you about Viagra. Now, when you're on the road like me, you're bound to get horny. Sure, all my teammates are guys, but who wants to fool around with Domi? Even his wife has to get drunk... until she discovered Viagra! One of the reasons the Leafs have been so successful is because we live on this pill! We always have our Viagra in the mornings and before the game. And that's why we're so successful! Our rage becomes so bad from the pill, we take out our aggression on the ice! Unfortunately, the pill before the game kicks in during showers; you think the CN tower is the biggest thing Toronto has? Think again! Which reminds me. (Reads Cue Card) I'd... like.... to... congraulate... Mats Sundin and Clarke Wilm! Or shall I say, Mats Wilm! So, uh, anyways, you see that this is living proof that Viagra is effective and that's why this is the official pill of the Toronto Maple Leafs. All the hockey coaches are giving this to their teams! All the 12 year olds LOVE it! Ask Michael Jackson! So, get your bottle of Viagra today!" 1. She gets to talk to me everyday.