Bar's open, drinks for everyone!!!
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Hey does anybody know when your sitting funny and it hurts your back does anybody know what to do? Nick
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Nick2004:
Hey does anybody know when your sitting funny and it hurts your back does anybody know what to do? Nick
well for starters... dont sit funny ;).. just try shifting around.. or may be.. lay down for a while! i just got the funniest joke this morning.. it soo crackeed me up (sigh.. this is gonna be me one day putting out an ad... lol) A lonely woman, aged 65, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED! MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (60's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs. The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you....you have no legs!" The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!" She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!" Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!" She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?" With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said: "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
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silly girl! non
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Well a 27 year old Man Married a 72 year old about 3 Months ago
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I'm guessing there was $$$$$ involved???? non
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BCM just let out a tone earlier than what it should. I'm so excited. Only a few hours away from coaching Quiz Bowl.
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When I was born I nearly was named Wednesday.
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umm.. ok Mark thanks for that random fact
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TinybubbleCA:
umm.. ok Mark thanks for that random fact
Well my parents took one look at me and said "Let's call it a day!"
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how was work for you today Mark?!
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TinybubbleCA:
how was work for you today Mark?!
Good actually. We've done most of what we should do this week so we took a day trip down to Salisbury. There was a shop there with a full size replica Tardis. But it cost £1800 though. Still, we had a nice cup of tea.
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well at least you got your tea
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TinybubbleCA:
well at least you got your tea
Shame I was in uniform, there was a nice pub.
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sounds lovely... i could use a drink right about now... hey.. its almost noon!
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TinybubbleCA:
sounds lovely... i could use a drink right about now... hey.. its almost noon!
What do'ya fancy?
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anything that will knock me out!
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ugh... its been a shitty day!!!!!! I almost walked out of my job today!... hell i am stilll here.. sigh..
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Good Night! BJ is feeling better....I can sleep now. non
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I am so happy to hear that (((((NON)))) Hope you feel better!
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Good Morning! Still coughing out my lungs (as I smoke another cig : : ) but feeling better- BJ slept in the dead center of my bed all night, so I had to curl around him...not a comfy night! Coffee for all!! non