Post Anything You Want Thread!
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david mitchelson:
Now for number 3000.....
Later today no doubt. :
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Well, I've got to have my tea, then get the nuisance ready for bed and then have a bath......shall we meet halfway and say 2500 by midnight....
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Tonight I am cooking Toad in the Hole.....and me a veggie..... I am making veggie sausages in Yorkshire pudding with small boiled potatoes, fresh peas and carrotts and some lovely veggie gravy......and I am already downing a G & T......yum.....
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david mitchelson:
Well, I've got to have my tea, then get the nuisance ready for bed and then have a bath......shall we meet halfway and say 2500 by midnight....
Tea... sounds good right now... I be putting the kettle on.
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I be putting a log on the fire and trying to warm this ice hole up.....then I'll be serving the two hangers-on their grub before settling down to continue in my pathetic efforts to become a writer of children';s books, then bath, then I could give you lot a bit of my time I suppose, not that you deserve it....no one deserves a fate like that..... .....and then I may even go to bed around 12. God, my life's exciting isn't it?...... ....don't you wish you were me?......that's too much excitement for one lifetime......
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David, I enjoy your posts so much! You are really so much fun! And I apologize to the entire earth for my Paul gushing. maybe one day soon it will stop. David, are you really writing children's books?
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Lubiana In coloured crayon too.... ....I've started a little character who lives behind my house.....which is funny because I used to write stories when I was kid about these two little scallywags who would get up to all sorts of mischief and they lived in a secret den the size of the Pentagon under my front lawn..... : .....they were called Goog and Geeg......yeah, I was very young.....this wasn't last thursday.
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david mitchelson:
Lubiana In coloured crayon too.... ....I've started a little character who lives behind my house.....which is funny because I used to write stories when I was kid about these two little scallywags who would get up to all sorts of mischief and they lived in a secret den the size of the Pentagon under my front lawn..... : .....they were called Goog and Geeg......yeah, I was very young.....this wasn't last thursday.
What about Ig and Ogg ?...see not such a bad boy forum
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Ig and Og were Goog and Geeg's cousins they lived in a Sunblest bread van and mobile shop which used to turn up on a Tuesday and a Thursday morningand, park right outside of our house and start to trade. They were even more naughty than G & G.......they once waited until Mrs Honeywell, a rather large lady who lived round the corner, came to purchase a enormous cake and when she came out out of the back of the bread van/mobile shop with the biggest cake you've ever seen Ig and Og were hiding under the van and proceeded to trip the poor woman up so she fell face first into the cream cake. Crap isn't it? I was only six or seven, you can tell I'd been watching a lot of Laurel and Hardy. I told you I was young and this wasn't last thursday..... It's amazing how you remember stuff like that and yet most days it takes me all my time to remember my own name....
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I am on a course at the moment, and he said yesterday that, that bird who wrote Brian Potter had her book turned down hundereds of times before it was finally published......maybe we are on to a winner here. I will have a word with him tomorrow. He also said that col tom parker was 65 and retired until he went around trying to sell his KFC chicken......he was turned down hundereds of times.
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david mitchelson:
Lubiana In coloured crayon too.... ....I've started a little character who lives behind my house.....which is funny because I used to write stories when I was kid about these two little scallywags who would get up to all sorts of mischief and they lived in a secret den the size of the Pentagon under my front lawn..... : .....they were called Goog and Geeg......yeah, I was very young.....this wasn't last thursday.
LOL! That sounds so cute! I'm presently writing a fantasy story myself, but it would be more for juveniles I think.
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Lubiana Sounds ideal for me.....a fantasy story (I've been a fantastist most of my life) and it's for juveniles (me again!!..... ) Now if I could just learn to read. All this drivel I concoct is actually written by one of my minnions....I just dictate and they sit there and type. This minnion seems to have something wrong with her eyes, she keeps rolling them....
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LOL! I hope you are paying those hard working minions!
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Pay! ...... ......am I supposed to pay them? Is working for me not enough? What will they want next....water and food?
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They will feast on your flesh! MUA HA HA!
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The rate that my flesh is expending thanks to my addiction to milk chocolate you could feed Africa never mind a few grubby minnions.......
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Our kid is growing up too fast it appears. He's going to turn 12 soon & I wish we could be around forever.
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GYPSYGIRL:
Our kid is growing up too fast it appears. He's going to turn 12 soon & I wish we could be around forever.
Do you video tape him? Then at least you would have a video of him at that age.
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david mitchelson:
The rate that my flesh is expending thanks to my addiction to milk chocolate you could feed Africa never mind a few grubby minnions.......
Join the club me bucko
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Woah..... I just looked at the calendar - and my days are numbered