QUOTE OF THE DAY
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"People take in oxygen...and exhale carbon dioxide...plants take in carbon dioxide...and exhale oxygen...so then...people who don't believe in recycling..........should hold their breath???" ~ ? wink...razz ...lol
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The good fortune you are seeking is in the next cookie ~ ?
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"Whatever people in general do not understand, they are always prepared to dislike; the incomprehensible is always the obnoxious."
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Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress.... But then I repeat myself. ~~ Mark Twain
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"There are 10 economics...100 religions...1,000 politics...and 10,000 groups of people...and they are all firmly convinced ...that they have it all figured out"
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Like the Rabbi said in a sermon once., when the Isreali Bus Driver went to heaven along with the rabbi and was awarded a beautiful mansion, limo, and servents and such, and the rabbi had an average car, house and such and asked the almighty. The Almighty replied '" Well Rabbi sometimes when you spoke the congregation fell asleep, Yet when he drove Everybody Prayed. love doris
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Jackie Gleason ~ "And awaaaay we go!"
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"All ideologies are idiotic, whether religious or political, for it is conceptual thinking, the conceptual word, which has so unfortunately divided man"
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Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason. ~ Anonymous
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Andy_Shofar:
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason. ~ Anonymous
"This diaper needs a change really bad"...Me
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"Change is inevitable...except from a vending machine." --?
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Television is simply automated day-dreaming ~Lee Lovinger
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"A friend is someone who knows all about you but still loves you"
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"if you put your mind into it, you can accomplish anything." - dr emmett brown / marty mcfly / george mcfly
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The tragedy of life is not death but what we let die inside of us while we live. ~Norman Cousins~
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misfit:
The tragedy of life is not death but what we let die inside of us while we live. ~Norman Cousins~
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"yesterday i was lying, today i'm telling the truth." -isnaberang malandi
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?Oh geez, Matt. The nicest lady in the world, she stopped me, asked me where I was heading. I said 30 Rock and she said, ?Oh honey, I told you, Tina Fey is here?,? Palin said, as the set broke out into laughter. ~ Sara Palin, 4-3-2012
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Drink to me, drink to my health, you know I can't drink any more. ~Picasso's last words (lol!)
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"Here's to lying, stealing, cheating and drinking. If you're going to lie, lie for a friend. If you're going to steal, steal a heart. If your going to cheat, cheat death. And if you're going to drink, drink with me my friend"