Favorite Lines From The Movies
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" She was calling him a devil and moaning for help, but I didn't get no idea she wanted to be rescued " ~ Jack Crabb/Dustin Hoffman from Little Big Man (1970)
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More please...Oliver You'll shoot your eye out...Christmas story
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'Merry Christmas! Sh**ter was full!' - Cousin Eddie (Randy Quaid) National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
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'...we're going to have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny f**king Kaye!' - Clark Griswold (Chevy Chase) National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
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'But why is the rum gone?' - Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) Pirates Of The Caribbean
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Hey, what are they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play motorboat? *prrrrbb...prrrrbb* You motorboatin' son-of-a-bitch, you old sailor, you! Where is she? She still in the house? - Jeremy (Vince Vaughn), Wedding Crashers
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You shut your mouth when you're talking to me! - Mrs. Kroeger (Rebecca De Mornay), Wedding Crashers
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What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch. - Darla (Parker Posey), Dazed and Confused
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That's what I love about high school girls, man. I get older...and they stay the same age. - Wooderson (Matthew McConaughey), Dazed and Confused
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A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver, with some fava beans and a nice chianti. - Hannibal Lecter (Anthony Hopkins), The Silence of the Lambs
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It rubs the lotion on it's skin. It does this whenever it's told. - Buffalo Bill (Ted Levine), The Silence of the Lambs
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From BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE KID.... SUNDANCE: "Hey Butch, you tryin' ta steal my woman??.....aaah, (waves hand) you and keep her". BUTCH: "Hell, you're a real romantic bastard arent' ya" "THEY BROKE MY THUMBS"........Paul Newman (The Hustler)
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Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking. Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking. Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines
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"HEY STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" Marlon Brando...... "A Streetcar Named Desire"....
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"Do you think you could get some heat in here, or are we practicing to be Canadians?" - Ringo Starr in "Give My Regards to Broad Street."
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"Hello Gorgeous"!.........Barbara Streisand (Fanny Brice) Funny Girl
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Blanche: You wouldn't be able to do these awful things to me if I weren't still in this chair. Jane: But you *are*, Blanche! You *are* in that chair! from "Whatever Happened To Baby Jane"
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"Uh, I'm not very hungry... just gimme a double Polar Burger wit' everything and a cherry soda wit' chocolate ice cream." - John Travolta as Danny Zuko in "Grease."
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From ME, MYSELF AND IRENE... Jim Carrey Charlie: I have to take a pill every six hours or I feel......funny. No big deal. Irene: What's it called?? Charlie: Advanced Delusionary Schizophrenia with involuntary narcisstic rage.
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" Here's To You Mrs. Robinson...Jesus Loves You More Than You Will Know " ~ The Graduate