The 2012 and beyond Political Thread - Part 2
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mustangsally10:
This is fun more mittens gaffe's from his London visit leaks intelligence info. insults everybody..AGAIN
Hard to find these kind of jokes about Obama because well he's not a jerk Remember what it was like to have a joke for president : : don't have to think too far back...it's joke a minute bush just the stupid jokes about bush could go on all day. Makes you want to cry tooAnd they wanna give this guy the passcodes? : The GOP had better wise up and give Christie the nomination. Yeah, he's a lard--ss bully, but he's way more authentic than that lying sociopath Romney.
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audi:
mustangsally10:
This is fun more mittens gaffe's from his London visit leaks intelligence info. insults everybody..AGAIN
Hard to find these kind of jokes about Obama because well he's not a jerk Remember what it was like to have a joke for president : : don't have to think too far back...it's joke a minute bush just the stupid jokes about bush could go on all day. Makes you want to cry tooAnd they wanna give this guy the passcodes? : The GOP had better wise up and give Christie the nomination. Yeah, he's a lard--ss bully, but he's way more authentic than that lying sociopath Romney.
Christie has his problems too. He's looks extremely unhealthy and that's very risky. They don't have anyone at this stage. That's what they get for advocating policies that have been a massive failure. Anybody they get is going to look like a fool..because what they're advocating is easily proven not to work just a bunch of BS. I think they'll just concede this. Future doesn't look good for them either unless they make a lot of changes and become more inclusive. When you take women, young people, latinos, gays and educated people out of the mix you don't have much left. Anyway they couldn't even handle a victory party...probably would want to have it at chick. fil. a. Where hopefully they would all choke on chickin bones They're toast
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With all due respect and understanding for individuals struggling with weight issues, but it is so ironic that Mike Huckabee organized the anti-gay-marriage Chick-Fil-A Appreciation Day... ...when he and his family look like this: http://wonkette.com/assets/resources/2007/12/huckxmas.jpg
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Rollins rocks for Obama: "President Barack Obama got a raucous welcome from cheering supporters in a filled-to-capacity rally at Rollins College in Winter Park, Thursday, including an impromptu rendition from the crowd singing ?Happy Birthday To You.? Obama turns 51 Saturday. Shortly before arriving at Rollins, Obama made an unannounced stop at at Latino cafe on the east side of Orlando, where he greeted diners and kids from a nearby church summer program." http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/news_politics/files/2012/08/obama_rollins_005x2-575x459.jpg
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service_gamer:
Andy_Shofar:
The Problem Remains & Persists The Lack Of Obama Jokes. What's the matter?? Isn't it time for Libs and/or anyone to lighen up? I challenge anyone to post some really funny Obama jokes. Make up some of your own. There's no shortage of Republican jokes. And it's certainly not true that Obama has not made an a** of himself on a number of occasions. One said, "Needless to say, it's a tricky issue. But going back to your original question of where are the Obama jokes, the short answer is this: Because of the U.S.'s still-murky issues with race, for many people, President Obama's defining characteristic remains the color of his skin. Where Clinton was the philanderer and Bush was the dolt, Obama is the black guy." Fear certainly of one going overboard because of offense and/or race is certainly a possibility. However, if it were not for a large portion of "white" voters for Obama, it's quite likely he never would not have been elected in the first place. There's just something very unfunny about the lack of Obama jokes. One does not need to touch race in order to be funny. I did not mention or even think about First Lady jokes - not that I approve - but, if people 30 years ago told Nancy Reagan jokes and that wasn't met with liberal anger then - how can anyone expect any First Lady since to be "exempt" from humor? Years ago fear of the "establishment" led to jokes about those in leadership. I'm afraid the current Presidential Administration had become the "establishment" of 40 or less years ago. And that's not too funny because it's too true! What's not funny about someone stuck on or in love with a "teleprompter"? What's not funny about someone so cool - no one dare tell a joke about it? No one has ever told jokes about anyone "cool"? NOT!!! What's not funny about hearing a comedian use speech patterns of past Presidents? Why not the same with Obama? There's nothing racial about that. What's not funny about the President's handlers trying to stop humor about their boss? Wouldn't that be a good skit on SNL? Did you hear the one about Obama? Nobama, Nojoya, Nofunna ...
Chill out, Andy. You quoted me, but you missed the part where I said I'd laugh at any joke if it's truly funny, regardless of whether it's a Democrat or a Republican being zinged. If it's a clever teleprompter joke, I'll laugh at it. Just as Republicans chafed at allusions to President Bush being an ignorant cowboy, I'll disagree with the point, but I'll still laugh at the joke. I also ceded that some liberals get too protective of the president and should lighten up, but it's not nearly as prevalent, to my eyes, as conservatives who use 'It's all in good humor' as an excuse to make racist jokes. Also, I didn't say that the First Lady's should be exempt from humor. They are as fair game as their husband's are. I just think there's a difference between making a good joke at the expense of Michelle Obama and "humorously" implying that she has an insatiable hunger for baby back ribs. Find me a good joke about the president's name and I'll laugh at it. But thinking all jokes of the type are fair game creates an environment in which a certain conservative radio-show host plays a song entitled "Barack the Magic Negro" multiple times for his large audience and does so in the name of "satire." Why should the onus be on us liberals to find you suitable Obama jokes? Maybe if you could show us examples of conservative-slanted humor at the expense of the president that doesn't rely on stereotypes, we might be less "defensive" of the man.
As a Rat Pack fan, I'll laugh at any joke, no matter how risque, as long as it's genuinely funny -- and if the intent is genuine. I'm sure Obama's staffers have some good'uns about their boss. This reminds me of the funny joke that the high-roller contributor who supported to Rick Santorum told: "A liberal, a moderate and a conservative walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'Hi, Mitt'."
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Retired porn star Jenna Jameson supports Mitt Romney ""I'm very looking forward to a Republican being back in office," Jameson said while sipping champagne in a VIP room at Gold Club in the city's South of Market neighborhood. "When you're rich, you want a Republican in office." " http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/OTUS/retired-porn-star-jenna-jameson-supports-mitt-romney/story?id=16921400
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audi:
Retired porn star Jenna Jameson supports Mitt Romney ""I'm very looking forward to a Republican being back in office," Jameson said while sipping champagne in a VIP room at Gold Club in the city's South of Market neighborhood. "When you're rich, you want a Republican in office." " http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/OTUS/retired-porn-star-jenna-jameson-supports-mitt-romney/story?id=16921400
John Fugelsang just said on The Stephanie Miller Morning Show: "Let's face it -- she's given a lot more jobs than Romney."
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audi:
audi:
Retired porn star Jenna Jameson supports Mitt Romney ""I'm very looking forward to a Republican being back in office," Jameson said while sipping champagne in a VIP room at Gold Club in the city's South of Market neighborhood. "When you're rich, you want a Republican in office." " http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/OTUS/retired-porn-star-jenna-jameson-supports-mitt-romney/story?id=16921400
John Fugelsang just said on The Stephanie Miller Morning Show: "Let's face it -- she's given a lot more jobs than Romney."
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So, if 8% of the workforce is unemployed...what have the other 92% been doing all of this time? Why was unemployment over 25% during the great international economic depression...and rain drought...of the 1930's era?
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mustangsally10:
audi:
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Retired porn star Jenna Jameson supports Mitt Romney ""I'm very looking forward to a Republican being back in office," Jameson said while sipping champagne in a VIP room at Gold Club in the city's South of Market neighborhood. "When you're rich, you want a Republican in office." " http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/OTUS/retired-porn-star-jenna-jameson-supports-mitt-romney/story?id=16921400
John Fugelsang just said on The Stephanie Miller Morning Show: "Let's face it -- she's given a lot more jobs than Romney."
Yup. Makes you realize what your candidates have done, and I'm a Massahcusetts native. Romney has given less jobs to my state than Jenna Jameson has...
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walliebaby:
mustangsally10:
audi:
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Retired porn star Jenna Jameson supports Mitt Romney ""I'm very looking forward to a Republican being back in office," Jameson said while sipping champagne in a VIP room at Gold Club in the city's South of Market neighborhood. "When you're rich, you want a Republican in office." " http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/OTUS/retired-porn-star-jenna-jameson-supports-mitt-romney/story?id=16921400
John Fugelsang just said on The Stephanie Miller Morning Show: "Let's face it -- she's given a lot more jobs than Romney."
Yup. Makes you realize what your candidates have done, and I'm a Massahcusetts native. Romney has given less jobs to my state than Jenna Jameson has...
perhaps Jenna Jameson would have more chances to win than Romney then Hey, some actors have become governors and even one got to be president. Not porn actors, but it's only a genre difference. Or should I say a sex difference. Jenna Jameson 2016 (this reminds me of a scene of Back To The Future "president Ronald Reagan???")
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Jenna Jameson endorses Romney: "He's put his assets in more foreign places than I have." ? @BorowitzReport via web Jenna Jameson now topping mittens for nomination
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mustangsally10:
Jenna Jameson endorses Romney: "He's put his assets in more foreign places than I have." ? @BorowitzReport via web Jenna Jameson now topping mittens for nomination
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Romney should pick Jenna Jameson as his running mate. That would be a hell of a lot more interesting than Tim Pawlenty!
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Bruce M.:
Romney should pick Jenna Jameson as his running mate. That would be a hell of a lot more interesting than Tim Pawlenty!
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walliebaby:
Bruce M.:
Romney should pick Jenna Jameson as his running mate. That would be a hell of a lot more interesting than Tim Pawlenty!
She's experienced with being a mate of people who doesn't know much.
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So mittens went on an overseas trip to show his diplomatic skills and he insulted everyone and most of the countries involved. Well he didn't visit Italy because he knew he wasn't welcome because he had already screwed them over http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-08-06/romney-persona-non-grata-in-italy-for-bain-s-deal-skirting-taxes.html mittens is a real piece of disaster
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This is how republicans keep us safe An annual reminder http://edition.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/04/10/august6.memo/ Presidential Daily Briefing of August 6, 2001 PDB Declassified and Approved for Release, 10 April 2004 Presidential Daily Briefing: August 6, 2001 - Bin Laden Determined to Strike in U.S.
Clandestine, foreign government, and media reports indicate Bin Ladin since 1997 has wanted to conduct foreign terrorist attacks on the U.S. Bin Ladin implied in U.S. television interviews in 1997 and 1998 that his followers would follow the example of World Trade Center bomber Ramzi Yousef and "bring the fighting to America." Presidential Daily Briefing: August 6, 2001 - Bin Laden Determined to Strike in U.S. After U.S. missile strikes on his base in Afghanistan in 1998, Bin Ladin told followers he wanted to retaliate in Washington, according to a [deleted] service. Presidential Daily Briefing: August 6, 2001 - Bin Laden Determined to Strike in U.S. An Egyptian Islamic Jihad (EIJ) operative told an [deleted] service at the same that Bin Ladin was planning to exploit the operative's access to the U.S. to mount a terrorist strike. Presidential Daily Briefing: August 6, 2001 - Bin Laden Determined to Strike in U.S. FBI information since that time indicates patterns of suspicious activity in this country consistent with preparations for hijackings or other types of attacks, including recent surveillance of federal buildings in New York. Presidential Daily Briefing: August 6, 2001 - Bin Laden Determined to Strike in U.S. The FBI is conducting approximately 70 full field investigations throughout the U.S. that it considers Bin Ladin-related. CIA and the FBI are investigating a call to our Embassy in the UAE in May saying that a group of Bin Ladin supporters was in the U.S. planning attacks with explosives.
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mustangsally10:
This is how republicans keep us safe An annual reminder http://edition.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/04/10/august6.memo/ Presidential Daily Briefing of August 6, 2001 PDB Declassified and Approved for Release, 10 April 2004 Presidential Daily Briefing: August 6, 2001 - Bin Laden Determined to Strike in U.S.
Clandestine, foreign government, and media reports indicate Bin Ladin since 1997 has wanted to conduct foreign terrorist attacks on the U.S. Bin Ladin implied in U.S. television interviews in 1997 and 1998 that his followers would follow the example of World Trade Center bomber Ramzi Yousef and "bring the fighting to America." Presidential Daily Briefing: August 6, 2001 - Bin Laden Determined to Strike in U.S. After U.S. missile strikes on his base in Afghanistan in 1998, Bin Ladin told followers he wanted to retaliate in Washington, according to a [deleted] service. Presidential Daily Briefing: August 6, 2001 - Bin Laden Determined to Strike in U.S. An Egyptian Islamic Jihad (EIJ) operative told an [deleted] service at the same that Bin Ladin was planning to exploit the operative's access to the U.S. to mount a terrorist strike. Presidential Daily Briefing: August 6, 2001 - Bin Laden Determined to Strike in U.S. FBI information since that time indicates patterns of suspicious activity in this country consistent with preparations for hijackings or other types of attacks, including recent surveillance of federal buildings in New York. Presidential Daily Briefing: August 6, 2001 - Bin Laden Determined to Strike in U.S. The FBI is conducting approximately 70 full field investigations throughout the U.S. that it considers Bin Ladin-related. CIA and the FBI are investigating a call to our Embassy in the UAE in May saying that a group of Bin Ladin supporters was in the U.S. planning attacks with explosives.
Meanwhile, Vice President Cheney was practically erect, anxiously awaiting the attack so that his Haliburton buddies could get the no-bid contract to re-build Iraq after a U.S. invasion. Because -- as we all know -- Saddam Hussein was single-handedly responsible for 9/11. (Can't believe people still defend Bush)