Macca's Pub Thread (NEW drink specials!)
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The_Fool:
walliebaby:
doris mendlovitz:
Ice Tea on the rocks with sugar, lemon and mint love doris
I'll bring some ice cubes and some lemon, sugar, and mint in a moment.
Are you sure that is tea? or mint?
No idea--I just liked it.
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The_Fool:
*This a copy from somewhere .... I can't give credit .... because I don't know who said it ...... here it is ..... A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Obama. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. President Obama thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read: Dear God, Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those crooks deducted $95.00.
I've heard this one, but it was Bush at that point who sent the boy the $5.
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walliebaby:
The_Fool:
*This a copy from somewhere .... I can't give credit .... because I don't know who said it ...... here it is ..... A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Obama. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. President Obama thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read: Dear God, Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those crooks deducted $95.00.
I've heard this one, but it was Bush at that point who sent the boy the $5.
This one had Bush also .... I tried to update it
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The_Fool:
walliebaby:
The_Fool:
*This a copy from somewhere .... I can't give credit .... because I don't know who said it ...... here it is ..... A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Obama. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. President Obama thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read: Dear God, Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those crooks deducted $95.00.
I've heard this one, but it was Bush at that point who sent the boy the $5.
This one had Bush also .... I tried to update it
Ah, so I'm not crazy or losing my memory! Good to know. Still a funny joke, though.
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So, four guys walk into a bar... ...and then everyone's eyes bulge out and all the ladies (and 10% of men, if recent studies are correct) scream and faint.
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walliebaby:
The_Fool:
walliebaby:
The_Fool:
*This a copy from somewhere .... I can't give credit .... because I don't know who said it ...... here it is ..... A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Obama. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. President Obama thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read: Dear God, Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those crooks deducted $95.00.
I've heard this one, but it was Bush at that point who sent the boy the $5.
This one had Bush also .... I tried to update it
Ah, so I'm not crazy or losing my memory! Good to know. Still a funny joke, though.
even more so now as our taxes may be going up up & away! (and I need to send in taxes this week... )
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oobu24:
walliebaby:
The_Fool:
walliebaby:
The_Fool:
*This a copy from somewhere .... I can't give credit .... because I don't know who said it ...... here it is ..... A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Obama. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. President Obama thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read: Dear God, Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those crooks deducted $95.00.
I've heard this one, but it was Bush at that point who sent the boy the $5.
This one had Bush also .... I tried to update it
Ah, so I'm not crazy or losing my memory! Good to know. Still a funny joke, though.
even more so now as our taxes may be going up up & away! (and I need to send in taxes this week... )
I'm still waiting on my employer to give us our tax forms. : I'd love to do my taxes early this year so I can get the refund earlier than usual, too.
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^^ oh no...my taxes are no where near done...hell they are not even started. But I need to send in my estimated taxes next week. Then send them more money in April. I mail on the last possible date.
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oobu24:
^^ oh no...my taxes are no where near done...hell they are not even started. But I need to send in my estimated taxes next week. Then send them more money in April. I mail on the last possible date.
Ah, okay. I get you now.
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Those quarterly estimate taxes are suppose to ease the hurt of being heavily pounded .... but they hurt seemingly all the same
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The_Fool:
Those quarterly estimate taxes are suppose to ease the hurt of being heavily pounded .... but they hurt seemingly all the same
oh God they hurt. I think I'd rather an employer take it rather than me having to give it.
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Social Security is going right in the crapper.
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most everything is.
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Every time I see this thread, I think of Anna and Mark....hope they are both doing well.
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Makes me think of a few others who can't post here.
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oobu24:
Makes me think of a few others who can't post here.
Not sure who you are referring to but at one time, the bar was alot of fun....a real hopping place...
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I'm just talking about the guys earlier in this thread. And where the heck is BarbB? Is she ok?
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oobu24:
I'm just talking about the guys earlier in this thread. And where the heck is BarbB? Is she ok?
gotcha
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JennyLP:
Every time I see this thread, I think of Anna and Mark....hope they are both doing well.
have you heard from any of them lately?
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blue jay hey:
JennyLP:
Every time I see this thread, I think of Anna and Mark....hope they are both doing well.
have you heard from any of them lately?
No....everyone has disappeared