First Introduction, 80th board...

[LittleWomanLove]

Hello Everyone, My name is largely unpronounceable in English, but if you were a fish you would find it quite simple. Since this is an anonymous message board, I have decided to take on a new persona. In that spirit, I am a 6 foot tall bikini, no, lingerie model with long (or short, because sometimes long is a pain. You know what I mean, Tooty) billowy blond hair and the most amazing pair of firm, large eyes you have ever seen. Just imagine a cross between that really hot movie star you liked when you were younger and could dream that you actually had a chance and that really hot model of today who makes you glad that you can still dream. I live in Paris and Milan and?. No, forget all of that. Too cliché. My name is Irwin. I am a 48 year old proctology equipment salesman who lives in his mother?s basement in Ft Catalyst, Ohio. In my spare time (of which I have a great deal) I like to cut up pictures from the Victoria?s Secret catalogue and create my own Frankensteinian supermodels. I also like foods that begin with the letter R. Not even my therapist knows why. When I first received my one of a kind personalized invitation form letter to join (which began, ?Dear [insert name here]?) I was hesitant. Being a member of yet another message board with only 5 people and entirely too much talk about Capt Kirk vs Capt Picard is just not something I need in my life right now. Its just stupid. Obviously Picard can kick Kirk?s ass. (Can we say ?ass? here?). But then many, many people (by which I mean at least 2) told me that this was the happening place to see and been seen. If this is where all the beautiful people are, then I certainly should not be here. All the more reason to join. More importantly, I respect and admire what Paul is trying to do here. You cannot support something from a distance. You have to march in the parade and carry a sign or it doesn't count. (This is not simple ass kissing. I don't want them to send a virus now that they have my e-mail). So here I am. Love me, hate me, or just find me mildly tolerable. Either way, try not to talk about raisins in front of me. It makes me do things I might regret in the next life. Peace & Love That is all I wish for (Well, and more M&Ms. I?m out)

[Triplets Love Paul]

Hi! Welcome to the message board!