Songbird:
I dislocated my shoulder 2 weeks ago and it still hurts, anyone got any tips?
Yep... stop piledriving yourself into the ground shoulder-first. That should solve most of your shoulder injury worries xoxoxo
Songbird:
I dislocated my shoulder 2 weeks ago and it still hurts, anyone got any tips?
Yep... stop piledriving yourself into the ground shoulder-first. That should solve most of your shoulder injury worries xoxoxo
Hmm... I see you're still loopy. Umm... my avatar would answer to all kinds of names. Most of the ones we threw at each other a while back on here would surely draw its attention. Make mine a double scotch and coke please Mr Baker.....
Mark, old chum.... I've been gone a long time, my avatar is lost forever, it's late, and I can't sleep. For Gods' sake, give old Chibi here a drink.... please !!
TinybubbleCA:
((((MARK))))) ((((((NON))))) ((((((LISA)))))) hey gang.. (anna breathes in and out, in and out) I could use a drink! sigh... it just keeps getting worse.. its gonna take me all morning to burn this stuff on disk! UGH!
So let it.... you're on an hourly pay basis right? Sit back, relax, do a defrag for the afternoon. Slack off. Easy
Old Brown Shoe:
Chibi:
Some more Vegemite related info http://members.ozemail.com.au/~macinnis/vegemite.htm Now perhaps you can see why I'm not really keen on pushing it as a line here at the wine bar. It just doesn't present well.
Yep it looks like grease!!!!
It actually tastes quite good when you're in the right kind of mood for it. I just don't want to sell it here at "Chibi's", coz we are trying to attract a better class of clientele. (Forgive me Basil Fawlty, wherever you are!!)
Some more Vegemite related info http://members.ozemail.com.au/~macinnis/vegemite.htm Now perhaps you can see why I'm not really keen on pushing it as a line here at the wine bar. It just doesn't present well.
Old Brown Shoe:
Chibi:
Old Brown Shoe:
Chibi:
Old Brown Shoe:
I will come here (((MARK)))) cause I dont like the smell of Vegemite!!!
You think it smells bad?? Have you tasted it? Yikes !!
Yeah it reminds me of shortning!BTW I was kidding so you wont have it?
No, we will not be stocking Vegemite. We will have the more globally recognized Marmite instead. Still tastes like crap, but at least most people know what the hell it is.
Is Marmite Vegemite with meat insread of veggies???? It sounds discusting
Vegemite is a Yeast Extract Concentrate Paste. Aussies put it on their toast or in sandwiches. It's owned by the Kraft company now, which is American owned I do believe. Apparently according to the front label on a Vegemite Jar, it is one of the world's richest known sources of Vitamin B. If you want to find out more about it, go to: http://www.vegemite.com.au
BeatleBarb:
Love it.....especially the stupid smile. My dream is to move to Ireland and own a pub. I would name it FUBAR
Aww thanks..... it's a very nice stupid smile, isn't it? Many people have told me to wipe that stupid smile off my face.... I always knew deep down that it was jealousy making them say it.
BeatleBarb:
Only 7:30 am here....but like they say it's happy hour somewhere and I'm hot so I'll have a cold one
May I offer you a personal invitation to the newest and grooviest bar in maccatown? (Hands you flyer....)
Old Brown Shoe:
Chibi:
Old Brown Shoe:
I will come here (((MARK)))) cause I dont like the smell of Vegemite!!!
You think it smells bad?? Have you tasted it? Yikes !!
Yeah it reminds me of shortning!BTW I was kidding so you wont have it?
No, we will not be stocking Vegemite. We will have the more globally recognized Marmite instead. Still tastes like crap, but at least most people know what the hell it is.
Old Brown Shoe:
I will come here (((MARK)))) cause I dont like the smell of Vegemite!!!
You think it smells bad?? Have you tasted it? Yikes !!
Hey Mark, when you get a chance, can you please stick this flyer on your noticeboard in your fine pub..... ?? Many thanks - Chibi
dB:
TinybubbleCA:
Hi gang.. can I just say that I am SO glad that I am not going out tonight... tee hee.. with my Uncle and Aunt being in town everynight.. I have been out.. sigh.. and it being my first week of work.. I AM SO TIRED!!! I would love just to sit in the bar with a nice cup of hot green tea and some of Lisa's yummy cookies... (peanutbutter chocolate chip if you have them) and just relax) SIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Hi Anna I'm very happy for you! Your 1st week on the job Here! Sit down relax and I'll bring you a nice cuppa with a plate full of delicious yummy cookies you certainly earned it!
You didnt make that tea in the kitchen here at Marks Bar did you?? Have you seen the state on the kettle? Gawd..... Not that I'm trying to drag this wonderful bars' reputation through the mud or anything, but have you heard about the new trendy wine bar that's opening up soon?
Mark Baker:
TinybubbleCA:
aww... poor chibi! I still love ya..;) tee hee ugh... man on man.. If you have to go to work the next day.. DONT drink the yard of Margaritas the night before.... man my head hurts... ugh.. look at the time.. I got to get going to work Love you all!!!!!!!1
When will I see you again?
Well, what with the mess in the toilets here and the tatty state of your furniture..... I'd be very surprised if she bothered coming back at all. There's that trendy new wine bar opening up up the road soon..... you'd want to start trying to hold on to your clientele, Mr Baker.......
Mark Baker:
Chibi:
MARK !! MARK !! Vinny put his feet up on the lounge !! I seen him do it !! Ummmmm---Ahhhhhhhhh !!
Well spotted Chibi I'm glad you bought this to my attention. Vinny can go clean out the gents for putting his feet on the seat and you can help him for snitching.
Ahh you miserable old bollocks.... that's the last time I bother to tell you anything. Your silly pub can go to rack and ruin now for all I care. Everyone.... feel free to put your feet all over the furniture..... put your cigarettes out on the carpet for all I care..... if you need anything, I'll just be in the Gents, mopping up pre-owned lager. Have a nice day
vincejohn:
yes i do but first i need Mel to scratch my back........also Chibi wear a larger thong next time, I never knew you were into g strings...a white one..
OK, well give us a yell when you're ready to take requests. I have one for you And that's not a thong, or a g-string..... that's my natural skin colour
vincejohn:
relax chibi its a folk guitar im seranading you ,mel and Mark in the spa...it can get as wet as you wish......just clap for me.......
ahh ok then..... phew....... hey do you do requests?
Vinny...... unplug the guitar before you take it in the spa...... oh god, I can't watch this...... wooaahhh !!! Look at him flash on and off.... thats amazing, didnt know people could do that ! He's like a strobe with a mullet !
Mark, are you going to let this little rapscallion order you around like that? Oh you are, huh? Oh well, fair enough I suppose..... off you go then....... here, put a folded towel over your arm.....
MARK !! MARK !! Vinny put his feet up on the lounge !! I seen him do it !! Ummmmm---Ahhhhhhhhh !!