lol_lennon:
Dear best friend, You seem to be a wise fellow with a lot of wisdom under your belt (literally and non-literally if you catch my double entendre drifty drift...) and I just have a bit of a favour to ask of you. It's nothing big but you know... my birthday is coming up soon and a lot of people most likely are not sure what to buy me. Since you are a new best friend it's okay if you don't know either. I mean, I'm not going to blame you or anything. Even though I am a little disappointed that you did not invite us to that Yankees game. I mean, it's not hard to pick up a telephone and call us. Or if you're not comfortable using a telephone, a carrier pigeon would have also worked. I do know, however, you may be a little hesitant to send snail mail since it has come to my understanding that Ringo stopped his fan mail run because of you. You sent him a letter every single day, didn't you? It's cool, we don't judge here so if you did don't be afraid to speak up. There's therapy for those kinds of things, you know. You can get rid of this problem so Ringo will stop taking out all of his senile, old man frustrations on us poor, ever suffering fans. Anyway, back to my birthday present. I will be turning nineteen so it only seems fit that you buy me a bottle of Scotch (I live in Canada and the drinking age is 19, so no worries. We can split it too if you want, I'm open to those kinds of things) and a pony. I mean, every nineteen year old deserves a pony, right? Well that's just how I see it. But in addition to the Scotch and the pony, I have one teeny tiny small request for my birthday. This is what I would like: http://tinypic.com/r/os61hh/3 Now I know what you're thinking, Paul. "Good lord, Danica. Where will I be able to find you John Lennon in time for your birthday?!" Well Paul, I have a great suggestion for you. It's simple, really. All you have to do is just build a time machine and bring him back to the future. From what year of his life, it does not matter. I am never picky when it comes to John. And you might be skeptical about giving him to me but I think everybody here can agree that I am the most suitable person for this endeavor. Besides it will be my birthday... and I will make puppy eyes if I need to. Puppy. Eyes. Just give it a thought, Paul. Are you really going to sit here and tell a young woman that you simply will not give her what she wants for her birthday? I think not. I am not asking for much, Paul. I am not asking for much. Thanks best friend, Danica.
ftw. and i do agree,he does not call us when he ventures out into public at all. ahah. but srsly,your not asking for much. and I BETTER be invited to this party,grl. >;( Oh...and paul of course.cause if he isn't there,then all hell breaks loose ahah.