Bar's open, drinks for everyone!!!
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heddo
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singing me fav song now where's me b&c.
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how come when you take a long shower at night it always feels so much better then your showers in the monrning.. lol
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i need a night cap! anyone want to join me? i guess not.. sigh... alone again naturally!
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well i must have a shower but it's morning have
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TinybubbleCA:
how come when you take a long shower at night it always feels so much better then your showers in the monrning.. lol
It's the other way round with sex. When you have sex in the evening you fall straight to sleep after but when you have sex in the morning it makes you erm, makes you, oh whats the word? Oh yeah, makes you late.
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Oh Mark! ops: Good MORNING!!!! coffee is on- fresh glazed donuts- still hot, too!! non
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TinybubbleCA:
how come when you take a long shower at night it always feels so much better then your showers in the monrning.. lol
Morning showers feel the best. Which is weird, cause I take night showers.
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vidgamerjon:
TinybubbleCA:
how come when you take a long shower at night it always feels so much better then your showers in the monrning.. lol
Morning showers feel the best. Which is weird, cause I take night showers.
So switch! "Feeling good" is important!!! non
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Non Proctor:
vidgamerjon:
TinybubbleCA:
how come when you take a long shower at night it always feels so much better then your showers in the monrning.. lol
Morning showers feel the best. Which is weird, cause I take night showers.
So switch! "Feeling good" is important!!! non
I do on weekends. The only reason it feels better is cause the hot water runs out by the time I take a shower at night.
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Maybe you should think of getting a larger hot water tank??? non
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Non Proctor:
Maybe you should think of getting a larger hot water tank??? non
I've tried to talk mom into it, she won't go for it. She keeps it turned down too. Afraid of having a high gas bill.
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sigh... morning gang i did NOT want to wake up today.. its really cloudy outside.. making my apartment all dark and cozy.. i want to go back to bed!
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dark here, too- and very windy- I want some warm sunny days!! Why did we have them all the time I was stuck in class??? non
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so now that classes are done non.. Whats next??? well its been really warm here the past few days.. almost 90 yesterday.. too hot too soon!
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Okay- ready to laugh????? Hope this isn't TOO "over the top" for some of you.... Who's your daddy When someone puts in for Child Support in Dallas, Texas, proper procedure requires finding out who the father is to determine why he is not providing support. The following are responses entered by Dallas women on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing fathers' details. These are actual excerpts from the forms. Reviewers felt that number 11 was very good - it took a prize in their collective opinion, number 3 was runner up. 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by Jim Nunson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night. 2. I am unsure as to the idenity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps. 3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you send me his phone number? Thanks. 4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced. 5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaclate and that he is Christ risen again. 6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise. 7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all blacks look the same to me. 8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDS? Child B was also borned at the same time......well I don't have a clue. 9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World, maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom. 10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I 'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilized. 11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.
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LMAO... those are out of controll non! hahaha
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walks in singing NOT GUILTY.
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7 gets on my nerves. Sounds like something some people around here say.
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Thats for sure... lol... its just funny cause we sure live in a sick world!!!!!! I need more coffee~!